Shit-Tanked

Severely intoxicated, usually to the point of falling over and/or blacking out. Generally accompanied by vomiting and hang-over.

"I don't remember anything from last night," "Yeah, you were shit-tanked"

by E-Money Williams May 12, 2007

An Oil Tanker For You

1. To Gift Someone an Oil Taker

2. Dio's Famous OVA Quote An Oil Tanker For You.

1. Hey James Here's "An Oil Tanker For you."

2. An Oil Tanker For You.

by OraOraOraOraOra November 23, 2019

tanked

when you get really really drunk and usually end up passed out, in a pile of trash, or lying next to someone you dont remember fucking.

Kelly got tanked last night.

by holyroman April 18, 2005

Oil tanker

A big fucking thing in the water. Not to be confused with whale. SEE Whale.

The oil tanker pulled into the harbor at Galveston, assuring a good healthy dose of American capitalist supremacy. Oil. It's what's for dinner.

by Noble Webster February 5, 2010

dick-tanked

When one gets to the point of intoxication that their "dick" is so filled with urine that it resembles a "tank".

Hey Paul, are you prepared to get dick-tanked at Suzanne's soirée? There will be a tremendous amount of alcohol.

by Duckfluff October 15, 2013

Takey

A Word meaning to give one a ride on the seat of a Bicycle. Also: Seater, Croger and ET

" Giz a Takey down the offy "

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

tanker

An enormous pimple that can be spotted very easily to the naked eye.

GOD DAMN, look at that tanker on her forehead!

by HaeZ February 22, 2007