taffy bracket 

A very loose boundary. A limit that can be stretched like taffy. Usually used to describe financial ambiguity.

Well, since I'm making some where between zero and nothing, my income is kind of on a taffy bracket right now.

taffy bracket by java monster February 24, 2008

Taffy Fun 

History Teacher

Taffy Fun gave us history homework today.
or

Taffy Fun picked up my pencil in class.

Taffy Fun by Taffy Fun May 27, 2009

Taffy Puller 

; very long pertruding vaginal lips, so long they appear Identical to the taffy on the taffy pulling machine often viewed in use at taffy shops pulling saltwater taffy.

Bocephous: Dude remember that hottie with the fat camel toe you pointed out last night at the bar?
Monte: Yea I do, why ya ask?
Bocephous: Well I tell ya what that was no camel toe, soon as I got the fucker set free it revealed its true colors! That there was a god damn Taffy Puller my friend! BTW Thanks A lot ya SOB, I still got the taste in my mouth!

Taffy Puller by Vendetta Fist December 27, 2017

taffy fart

noun: see taffyfart.

Taffy fart is synonymous with taffyfart.

taffy fart by Donald Shimoda April 17, 2008

Taffy Waffy 

Fat Essex bloke who eats many pies. Rides a fat motorbike, and also a dog called jasper. Tries to go running once a year, but is usually put-off by the prospect of half a chicken with curry sauce from the chippy. Has the ability to look at two people at the same time although they're standing 15m apart.

"Why haven't u got any pies left?"
"Taff came in earlier for a light snack. You'll have to go to Mongolia to find a pie shop that he hasn't raided."

Taffy Waffy by Dude January 29, 2004

taffy pull 

a quick tug of the sack skin. could be used as an offensive move by one of your buddies, or possibly a hot thing your skeeza does to you. its up to the victim/lucky guy. it must be accompanied by a long "whooooooo" sound as the tug is being completed.

"are you hungry man? i am, we should go for a........TAFFY PULL!!!!"(pulls sack)

taffy pull by brody May 13, 2005

Taffy Dick

a very small penis,almost resembles a vanilla flavored tootsie roll.this syndrome is also known as the john jastzrebski disease. another slang word for it is
"T-dick" or "john dong"

"damn look at that taffy dick"

"john how can herpes fit on your T-dick"

""i cant believe driscoll was able to ffind your john dong"

Taffy Dick by steve February 18, 2004