A small teenage male who is the height of a 5-9 year old. Is also quite skinny and is easy to push over. They may be about 15 but they have very small penises. (Could be ginger)
-Hey Duckwoman did you see that tadpole weener how big do you think his penis was?
-Hrm about 2 inches? LOLLOL r0x0r
-Hrm about 2 inches? LOLLOL r0x0r
by Amziemoo May 11, 2006
by makeitrayne February 28, 2011
When I was at the mall walking around like it was not big deal this hot bitch walked by and I roared swang tadpole.
by fcuking stud December 23, 2009
A handmade orifice or other such object intended to serve as containment for one's sperm after masturbation. This aids both in cleanup and control of unwanted pregnancies.
by Petrabid July 29, 2016
After an unsuccessful night trying to pull chicks,Steve went to the local brothel to blow a load in a Tadpole tavern
by flange commander August 31, 2015
My boyfriend was doing me from behind, but then he pulled out and gave me a tadpole shower. It was awesome.
by partywee February 12, 2011
A person of substantial height and extremely underweight. Often annoying, obnoxious, and extremely geeky. Usually wrong but extremely egotistic.
Guy 1: Did you know that Intel PC's are coming out with native quad-cores for Yorkfield?
Guy 2: No. That's nahalem. You are such a emaciated tadpole.
Guy 2: No. That's nahalem. You are such a emaciated tadpole.
by Lee Savery October 15, 2007