tofu

synthetic, salt free, environmentally friendly buggers for liberals to eat.

" Is that tofu or did the elephant blow his nose again?"

by J E Walker April 30, 2003

tofu

Miso is a fermented soy product which is safe to eat in small quantities. Tofu, however, should be avoided like the plague because there is NOTHING natural about it.

The hippie experienced death by tofu five years later.

by The Ploy of Soy July 5, 2003

Tofu

a type of person who is very annoying

A: I'm so awesome and you all suck...

Everyone: Shut up Tofu

by cpt baba November 15, 2011

tofu

Can be used in the place of "fuck"

O tofu I just slammed my head in the car door. TOFU!!

by Shirley Cantcook January 31, 2008

tofu

a phail knockoff of paneer

I went to a thai restaurant and tried to order paneer. The waiter said they didn't serve paneer, but they instead had tofu. I tried it, and concluded that it was a phail knockoff of paneer, since the Thais were unable to procure proper cheese cubes of the greatness.

by swatapriya July 7, 2009

tofu

TOtally FOOlish

You drank that sour milk!? Damn girl, you Tofu!

That guy's dance last night was SO tofu!

by Sara RMBB August 19, 2008

Tofu

My nick name. Because my name is too long. It came to being by my friends taking my name 'Saidhbhin' (which is pronounced sa-bean), changing it to 'Soybean' and then finally changing it to 'Tofu' (for tofu is made of soybeans)

Look at Tofu...She's such a Freak}.

by Tofu June 24, 2004