Noun | Trump-eye-tis |
An unknown, deadly disease that was discovered on November 9th, 2016. Exposure to Trumpitis includes smaller, shrunken hands, bleached hair, and orange skin. Other side effects include nausea, vomiting, grabbing people by the genitals, depression, and the eagerness to build a wall. There is currently no cure to Trumpitis.
However, researchers and scientists predict that the disease will disappear after a new U.S President is elected.
An unknown, deadly disease that was discovered on November 9th, 2016. Exposure to Trumpitis includes smaller, shrunken hands, bleached hair, and orange skin. Other side effects include nausea, vomiting, grabbing people by the genitals, depression, and the eagerness to build a wall. There is currently no cure to Trumpitis.
However, researchers and scientists predict that the disease will disappear after a new U.S President is elected.
Person 1: Oh shit! My skin has gone completely orange!
Person 2: Dude, I think you have Trumpitis. I told you not to go near
that Trump supporter.
Person 2: Dude, I think you have Trumpitis. I told you not to go near
that Trump supporter.
by Irrelevant Person February 16, 2017
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Reporter: What do you say to the fact that 19 US Intelligence Agencies all agree that Russia hacked the DNC to influence the elections?
Trump: I think it was a 400 pound fat kid sitting on his bed in New Jersey.
Audience Member (quietly): Chris Christie has a son?
Reporter: What can you tell us about your Muslim Ban?
Trump: It's working bigly.
Reporter (later to colleague): Did you hear Donald's comments at the press conference? Yeah, spoken like a true Trumptator.
Trump: I think it was a 400 pound fat kid sitting on his bed in New Jersey.
Audience Member (quietly): Chris Christie has a son?
Reporter: What can you tell us about your Muslim Ban?
Trump: It's working bigly.
Reporter (later to colleague): Did you hear Donald's comments at the press conference? Yeah, spoken like a true Trumptator.
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A stand-alone response to a statement, declaring that the person giving it has no proof. Literally, "That's your imagination!"
by Sunny Smith February 26, 2017
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by Tahoelife January 15, 2017
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def: a linguistic "reveal" of pathological liars (like Trump), wherein a statement is "exploded" (revealed to be completely devoid of veracity) by an immediately following conflicting/contradictory statement.
def: a linguistic "reveal" of pathological liars (like Trump), wherein a statement is "exploded" (revealed to be completely devoid of veracity) by an immediately following conflicting/contradictory statement.
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Get the trumpquake mug.The stain left after four years of a Trump presidency that is similar to the toilet stain left after a night of eating nachos and drinking beer.
Dude those jalapeno nachos and cheap beer we had last night made me leave a trump stain in your toilet.
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