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One More Turn Syndrome

A condition often associated with strategical games of the video nature. It has destroyed the lives of many, causing sleepless nights and missed job interviews. Symptoms include a detachment from reality, complete lack of time awareness, and an inability to stop mobilizing your forces.

A far greater threat than Restless Leg Syndrome, yet it frequently goes unrecognized and untreated. The Silent Killer.
Scene:

Little Johnny (Age 12) has been playing Civilization 4 for the last three hours.

11:30 PM

Little Johnny: " I'll go to bed after one more turn."

12:30 AM

Little Johnny: "Just one more turn."

1:30 AM

Little Johnny: " I'll go to bed after just one more turn."

7:00 AM

Parents find Little John dead, eyes glued to the screen and only two turns away from world domination. One More Turn Syndrome strikes again.
by Utica May 30, 2010
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Markiplier syndrome

When you laugh or cry at any thing
Markiplier syndrome - markiplier is a giggly b*tch
by Carex.care12 November 22, 2016
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synchronicity

Term coined by Carl Jung for the phenomenon of an apparent pattern of coincidental events which, while lacking any causal relationship, bear a meaningful relationship to the observer.

Example: A hot air balloon makes an emergency landing in your yard just as you're imagining what it's like to ride one.
I can't believe there is not a single reasonably correct and straight-forward definition provided for "synchronicity" here.
by Just A. Hunch October 3, 2019
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Jacksepticeye Syndrome

When you yell and scream over everything.
My friend got Jacksepticeye Syndrome after I beat him in a game.
by Theft Tv May 27, 2015
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Michael Jackson Syndrome

A condition that causes a person to exude faith in the human spirit to "Heal the World". This is a very selfless condition that is contagious and if spread worldwide, there will indeed be peace amongst all nations.
"Love and peace should be the ultimate goal for all nations in order for this planet to survive...so let's apply the Michael Jackson Syndrome."
by PY Love and Peace October 21, 2012
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Low IQ Syndrome

Abbreviated as LIQS. A person with Low IQ Syndrome is identified by a distinct lack of intelligence and abysmal behavioral mannerisms. An individual can be born with LIQS or diagnosed with the syndrome upon repeated exposure to null intellectual content. Common acquisitions of this genetic disorder are oftentimes credited as Minecraft, Youtube, Reddit, Myspace, Twitter, ROBLOX, and Fortnite. Users of the ROBLOX Trading (LMaD) Community are widely known for having been heavily adorned with LIQS.
"I played ROBLOX once.. it gave me Low IQ Syndrome"
"Why would he sell his Xbox One for $30??!?! Does he have Low IQ Syndrome?!?!"
"He declined my 20k overpay.. Does he have Low IQ Syndrome?
by zyzr November 30, 2018
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Syncronousitie

A god like status that can only be achieved at the tournament.
Wow Wyatt got a lot of syncronousitie.
by Jorjw December 17, 2018
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