swaffy

A swaffy is the little evil pixie villain who comes to you when you smoke weed laced with an unknown hallicinagin.

The swaffy told him to run to sheriff's house naked for safety from the gun man!

by Loving_Idiotism July 1, 2017

swcw staff

Lame moderators that suck up to Sky for ranks and never go outside.

Man, this guy is just about as bad as swcw staff.

by coolguy4294 January 27, 2021

swaffle

To take ones penis and slap backwards and forwards across a partner's face in a repetitive manner. Can result in eye injury.

Hey look at Roderick giving Helene a good swaffle! He must really like her.

by Captain Picards January 11, 2009

meat staff

A holy rod that can grant you 1 orgasm every 2 hours. Take precaution when inserting into a wizard sleeve because accidents while performing magic can summon crotch goblins.

"The wizard polished his meat staff every day, but was careful not to polish it too hard, for that would hurt."

by Walt Farmer June 25, 2008

swaffel

slapping a object or person with your penis. the best way to do this is when it is half stiff and the biggest weight is on the top of the penis.

auwch, that dude just swaffelt me

by sander v May 15, 2008

swaffer

Derived from the word dutch word Swaffelen, desrcribes a person who'd rather slap their flacid dick against something than actually harden up and do it

Stop being such a swaffer and ask her out already

by YourFavouriteVan May 13, 2022

Staff Job double money

Peter Parker wants a staff job but double money

Steve harvey: what will you spend this $1,000 on?
Peter Parker: staff job double money

by Owner of a local car November 15, 2022