smidget

A person a little taller than a midget, a smidge over a midget (in fact), but not quite a real person (148cm - 155cm)

Damo - Have you met Malone...the new short stop, he's a midget!
Gavin - Nah Bro, he's taller than that! He's a SMIDGET

by Short Cunt September 20, 2014

Smidget

A person in bare feet, carrying their kicks, whilst walking home from last night's party.

Shotgun sees a drunk girl and tells the driver to ease up:
Yo, check this bird out, she's waaaasted!!!

Driver - yells out the window: You look like a fuckin Smidget!

Shotgun starts singing to Lil Wayne's tune 'A Mili' - 'A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget'

by kiordz August 20, 2009

smidget

a word for a small penis also created on the same day in 2003 as its sister word lossop.

its best 2 wiggle your little finger when usin this as an insult.

by masta J May 13, 2005

Smidget

An extremely short person, but not quite a midget or little person.

If Linda were just a smidgen shorter,she'd be a midget. But instead she is a smidget.

by Thrift store diva June 3, 2016

Smidget

Slang for: “smaller than a midget” and is smaller than a smidgeon

“How much of this cake do you want?”
“I’ll just have a smidget”

by Slayinlife May 28, 2018

Spidget Finners

Now irrelevant hand spinners that are said to help you focus. AKA fidget spinners

I can't believe I wasted money on so many spidget finners when I knew the trend would die out

by Jezij December 7, 2018

Spidget my Finner

A phrase that means, tickle my booty.

Jessica should Spidget my Finner.

by SoedaDrankwe January 18, 2019