swerve-candy

Used to describe hot girls who look like they need to get swerved on.

Check out that swerve-candy! You can tell she wants me to drop a steaming swerve on her chest and just rub it in until she ain't white no more.

Some swerve-candy don't know they're swerve-candy, but that all changes the second that hot swerve slops on their naked body. Even if they never thought they would want someone to squeeze out a wet swerve on them, they get swervematized.

by mhaselto April 10, 2008

Swerve

A word meaning "Move, bitch." It is an evolved form of the phrase once uttered by Ludacris: "Move, bitch, get out the way." It is known as the most scholarly word of the new generation.

"Oh shit. I need to use the bathroom. Swerve, bitch!"

by my bff jill May 9, 2014

Served

to be put on notice; to be called out. to be served is an open invitation to serve back. unless you can serve back in equal or better fashion, then you got owned and have been bumped in ranking. to be served originates from being served with documents that you need to appear in court.

Me and my b-boy crew were pop-lockin and chillin, then this other crew came up and tried to serve us, but we had better moves, so those bitches got served back and owned.

by BlaznFattyz December 30, 2005

Swerve on my swag

(verb) moving out of the way of someone else’s coolness and or sexiness.

Swerve on my swag, Kevin. As in, step out of the way of my swag because you cannot handle it.

by Lord_Jorge July 28, 2019

goth served

to be goth served is a higher degree of serving. it is from the south park episode that makes fun of the movie, You Got Served. In many circles it is condsidered a higher form of being served and more severe. Others think of it as being served about a goth (or, occasionally, other scene) faux pas. Still some believe the only way to be goth served it to be served by a goth. This includes any form of serveage.

see: serve, You Got Served, or goth

::Bob trips for no reason and falls flat on his face::
Billy: You just totally goth served yourself!

by version 2.0 May 23, 2005

Revenge is a dish best served cold

Historians are not sure where the saying originated, but it means that revenge is best served not fresh after the insult occurred, but after enough time has passed so that the target won't see it coming.

Victim: "Why did you destroy my marriage? I thought we were BFFs."
Vindicator: "Because you stole my boyfriend back in the 6th grade."
Victim: "But that was 20 years ago!"
Vindicator: "Revenge is a dish best served cold, bitch."

by That handle is already in use November 24, 2014

Swerve

A drug sale

made a swerve atta crib

by Bigdripenergy July 21, 2019