Swedish Rowboat

A sitting person holding a penis in each hand, oar style, and rowing furiously.

Is your mom interested in rowing the Swedish rowboat tonight for Ralph and I?

by BigityBam February 19, 2018

swedishnonbinarykris

A really cool person who should definetly be my mutual

Who should be "thederpyone1_2s mutual
Swedishnonbinarykris

by TheDerpyOne April 27, 2022

Swedish Coffee

Swedish Coffee

When you ejaculate several times into a container, store it in your refrigerator and serve it to unknowing guests with their coffee.

“My landlord really enjoyed thar Swedish coffee I served him today (wink wink)

by SassySusy February 11, 2023

swedish dick rub

when you rub your penis on sandpaper

Austin Shaw: hey kelly give me a swedish dick rub!
Kelly Vance: Sure thing asshole!

by SwedishDickFish69 June 14, 2010

swedish lunchbox

a suitcase, according to Abe Simpson

Abe: Back then, suitcases were called swedish lunchboxes, of course no one knew about it but me.

by benny_s94 January 11, 2009

Swedish Glaze

The shiney glaze left when semen drys on the skin.

"She left my place with her face still swedish glazed"

by wolfparadise June 12, 2009

Swedish Bullet

A green olive soaked with a spirit (usually well over 100 proof) pushed into ones anus with the intent of getting the said person intoxicated at a much faster rate than by ingesting it orally.

Collin was not sober enough to be on the receiving end of a large strap-on, so he demanded a Swedish Bullet to ease the anxiety.

by Swedishchris November 8, 2014