I Surrender 

n
1: A phrase which should be always be followed by, pardon my french

For an example, listen to the better portion of the UN.

I Surrender by PaladinVance September 30, 2004

cheese eating surrender monkeys 

Ignoring all the other definitions linking the phrase to the simpsons.

The Phrase was originally used by an American General in WW2 to describe the French and did not magically spring to life during the mid 1990s.

Just to corrent all those who beleive everything they read on the web

"Looks Like We're Gonna Have To Save Those Bloody Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys Again"

cheese eating surrender monkeys by BobTheDog December 25, 2005

seattle surrender 

A vehicular traffic phenomenon in which individual drivers commit atrocious decisions in very congested traffic flow, and then stop all action, give up, then do nothing. The resulting effects usually impede all types of traffic from one or more directions. The actual event/decision may occur as the vehicle is in motion or after the vehicle is stopped. This is very common in Seattle, occurring every day from 5 am through 10 pm at almost every intersection or road or parking lot.

That left lane camper is committing seattle surrender.

The costco parking lot is impossible to drive through because of all the seattle surrenders.

The reason why we can’t leave the stadium is because that guy just seattle surrendered in the middle of the road.

seattle surrender by Ski_squared February 2, 2022

Cheese eating surrender Monkeys 

a frenchman, esp. soldier.

If France or the french and continental Europe had stood up to the Nazis, like Britain and Canada, rather than roll over like cheese eating surrender monkeys, then the war would've ended much earlier, saving the lives of hundreds of thousands of British, Canadian, Australian, American, and Russian soldiers.

We gave them freedom. They gave us body hair and Body odour.

Cheese eating surrender Monkeys by Doogie Robertson November 4, 2006

Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey 

Frenchman

Harry is a right cheese eating surrender monkey

Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey by E.S.A.D March 19, 2009

Garlic eating surrender monkeys 

The French.

What a surprise... the Garlic eating surrender monkeys have lost again.

Garlic eating surrender monkeys by jellyxx_xxbaby March 14, 2011

cheese-eating surrender monkey

n. -- a citizen of France (SYN. see spineless)

The term derives from the French military history, especially in reference to their lack of vitories.

"It's not his fault. He's a cheese-eating surrender monkey."

cheese-eating surrender monkey by DamnProudAmerican May 19, 2004