spursed

To mess/fuck up.

"I was with my girlfriend when suddenly I Spursed up by calling her by my ex girlfriends name"

by Lamister January 10, 2015

Spurse

Derived from the Danish word 'spørgsmål' (pronounced spurse-mole), 'spurse' is a wildcard that can be used for want of a better word.

1) (Describing a situation, or describing an object) - That's a real spurse.

2) (In describing a person's temperament or situation, e.g, "He's fucked") - He's spursed.

2) (Raising a question or a noteworthy observation) - I have a spurse.

by The-Spice November 12, 2017

spurt count

the number of times you ejaculate cum during an orgasm.

what your spurt count bruh?

by kam75xx February 6, 2019

Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome

A crippling foot condition that plagues wealthy individuals old enough to serve their country while their country is at war and a draft is in effect.

What are all the affluent people not serving in Vietnam? Because they are suffering from Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome deffermemt defirmemt

by Libertatis December 26, 2018

spur of the moment

Spur of the moment means to do something on impulse, without any forward planning. This could be due to fear, or as such, another emotion. The majority of people confuse this with 'spare of the moment', which in itself is an incorrect statement.

"I asked her to marry me, on the spur of the moment"
"what did she say?"
"she loved the spontanity of it"

by yoodoll October 4, 2009

growth spurt

When a 14 year old kid who looks like a 4"3 overnight is like 6"5

Little Bro: Um, dude- since when have you been this small?
Big Bro: HOLY S*IT YOU HAD A GROWTH SPURT

by Master Smarties November 9, 2014

Maturity Spurt

An unprecedented rise in maturity similar to that of a growth spurt.

Local 1: Hey why did the chicken cross the road?
Local 2: I have no idea, it would be spectacular if you could tell me.
Local 1: To get to the other side
Local 2: I do not find that even slightly humorous.
Local 1: But you found that funny last week
Local 2: Yes well I have had a maturity spurt which allows me to realize the childish nature of that joke.

by Mrs. Macphail November 25, 2009