Spoot

Spoot. v. To fart while releasing sperm from the anus. Frequently experienced for periods of up to six hours after the conclusion of bareback anal sex.

Spoot is a compound word comprised of sperm and toot, similar to shart (shit + fart).

R: I'm spooting!
D: Ewwwww.... and you're not even wearing underwear!
R: Sheesh, I'm on the toilet.

As a noun:
D: Dear Lord, that was a massive spoot! Do you need a tissue?
R: I need a twat mop.

by Dr. Awesome Man February 5, 2010

Spooty

A word from the Angry Beavers. They use it to describe anything they don't like. However, it has morphed into a word that can mean anything you really want. Eg crap, interesting, funny, cool, purple. Spoooty means its really crap/interesting/funny/cool/purple.

"Ooo, look, spooty tree!"

by hannahrawr October 16, 2008

spootin

a really big fat guy that eats big macs

omg look at that spootin commin outta McDonald's!!

by janellpoo&jimmiepoo February 24, 2009

spooted

A term that is used at someone who has a lack of intelligence, mainly used by "half-ghetto" gangsters.

"Lisa, you just failed the 4 tests IN A ROW!" "You are spooted."

by awzp April 25, 2019

spoot

noun -
~nickname for one you have affection for, especially a boyfriend or girlfriend
~used mostly by girls, but it is acceptable for a guy to call his girlfriend a spoot (it is suggested that he be sure she will not understand it with the older definition, which replaces cuss words)

Girl to boyfriend - "You are a crazy spoot ;)"

by CDragon May 6, 2007

spooting

The act of a dog dragging its butt across the ground by pulling itself forward with its front paws.

We gave our dog some chicken wings for dinner and we later caught him spooting across the good rug.

The damn dog won't stop spooting across our new carpet.

by Homer21 February 4, 2010

supot

Tagalog/Filipino for a person who is not circumsised. Also means "bag", you probably know why...

Ako ang tagatuli... at nandito ka para matuli diba?! So... supot ka no?!

- I'm the surgeon... and you're here to have your circumsision eh!? So... you're a whistledick?! -

by Mananabas May 1, 2006