studying

simultaneously texting, listening to music, and scrolling through Facebook while preparing for a test

I've been studying for 3 hours but still don't know anything for the test tomorrow.

by Free Amerika April 10, 2015

Studying

A disease in which an individual experience the sensation of impending death. The word studying is a derivative of the English words "Student" and "Dying." (Student+Dying=Stu-dying) Therefore it describes the process in which a student of any age is pressured to spend hours leering at textbooks until they feel like they are physically dying. The only cure for this disease is commonly known as "Summer."

H: What's up?
P: Studying.
H: Aww, man, I'm here for you.

by purple_seastar January 3, 2014

Studying my Cantrips

A slang for masturbation

“Dont come in mom, i’m studying my cantrips”

by Charyseledir198 June 11, 2019

skudling

A far left extremist that is unaware of their ironic hypocrisy and cognitive dissonance, purposefully or otherwise, and are typically disingenuous when speaking with others

These skudlings are growing to be a danger to society.

"You're such a skudling dude."

by bilboteabaggins January 21, 2022

Sleep Studying

When you're trying to study and pass out with the material in front of you.

Billy Bob: Dude I tried to study last night and ended up passing out.
Bobby Joe: Billy you were sleep studying

by Darkninjaprincess96 April 18, 2017

Toaster Strudling

When a male suppresses his ejaculation by squeezing his penis then proceeding to glaze the face of his partner with his semen. Similar to the facial, but is released slowly by the glazer.

Me and my boyfriend were fucking last night, then he turned me over and started toaster strudling me!

by DeeeZ September 24, 2018

bullshit studying

when you pretend to study so that your parents, teachers, and/or coaches think you are actually studying, when you are actually spaced out

Im always bullshit studying, even now...

by jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk May 12, 2008