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bum scrumping

It is the phrase given to gay men who go out at night looking for other me. Gay men who are in escene going on the pull. They are often the ones found at the bar scanning the room much how a non gay person would if looking for a girl, the main difference is that they are looking for a 'bum' to 'scrump' (steal).
Spyro: Left go scrumping...
Roz: What bum scrumping...
Spyro: No Urban.... whats bum scrumping...
Roz: Isnt that what gay people do when they are on the pull?
Spyro: I am sure i dont know!
by Spyro18 October 18, 2006
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Strumming the banjo

I walked in on my mom strumming the banjo last night.
by EvanderkaneslittleG March 4, 2015
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Urban Scrumping

Urban Scrumping Walking into a supermarket or store and taking a bag of apples with out paying.
Andy "I scrump off a farm near me"
Madde " DAMN! I have to go urban scrumping at tesco!"
by Madde February 7, 2008
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struggling entrepreneur

A more politically correct term for homeless people/bums//hobos. More specifically refers to the vast amount of homeless people found all over America's major cities trying to make a living anyway that they can. Their money making activities often include, but are not limited to, begging, offering services, selling hand made goods, and robbery.
boy: hey look at that homeless guy over there selling hand made fleur-di-lis ribbons for $15
Girl: Uhmm, I believe the correct term for that man is struggling entrepreneur
by sonyapplecanonfan August 12, 2011
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strumpkin

I gave myself a strumpkin while push a log out this morning!
Nice bro, I love taking a shit and whacking it!
by gangbangerolympics September 2, 2013
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Strumming the flesh guitar

synonym: Fapping - The art of making love to yourself
Daniella went home to for a session strumming the flesh guitar
by Woland1337 March 3, 2017
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Strumming the mekelele

What the hell is taking Robby so long in the shower?
Leave the boy alone. He's probably just strumming the mekelele.
by Bonerskid March 17, 2017
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