Structural Fart

A fart that is "load-bearing", i.e. when one farts and a little shit comes out, too.

The term originates with the fact that a wall or other construct that is load bearing is sometimes referred to as being structural.

Also known as a "shart" or a "fart surprise".

I thought it would just be a little gas, but God help me, that fart turned out to be structural.

Man, after drinking 3 gallons of beer last night I've had nothing but structural farts today.

by Colonel Saul Tigh May 11, 2009

Straptured

Being very low on cash because you spent your life savings on a false prophecy of the end of the world.

Um, you see, I know it's May 22, but I'm not gonna be able to pay any rent or utility bills - because, as a true believer and subscriber to Family Radio, I'm a little straptured.

by lowlights September 13, 2011

Structured Photos

A euphemism used to describe pornography. Often to avoid somebody catching on.

Bernard: where jake bro?
Samuel: dunno, probably checking out some structured photos. hasn't left his room all day
Melissa: oh really, Jakes into photography? hes so deep!
Samuel:..uh, yeah..
Bernard:haha

by Brickytamland June 25, 2009

Structure fire

When a firefighter sees a house burning he realizes there is only one way to stop it. He calls his wife and has her suck him off so his huge load can extinguish the fire

This is the Cheif! Get my wife here ASAP, we got a structure fire!

by GRID April 2, 2012

scripture

See scriptures

by Antinous September 29, 2003

Bone structure

Facial features resulting from the shape of the skull. (e.g. jawline, chin, cheekbones).

The development of bone structure is thought to be influenced by testosterone levels during puberty.

by BlaBlaBla1998 November 23, 2019

stricturism

with the clear violation of consent and safety

Why do you stay with that asshole when there is so much stricturism in the relationship?!

by LadyPoison3 November 5, 2012