strangling the snake

to jerk off or wanking

A : will u come to the party this weekend
B : nah. im too busy this weekend.
A : like what? strangling the snake all day?
B : fuck you.

by datjapguy November 19, 2015

cock strangle

Lots of fun for friends and family. A cock strangle is when a person or thing squeezes your penis in a pleasuring way.

Yeah that kid Tyrone, is a fucking cock strangler that gay motherfucker.

by Alchestbreach November 13, 2016

Strangle bang

When you want to strangle someone but also bang them (not at the same time).

I would totally strangle bang my baby daddy.

by Petco Nuts are awesome April 18, 2014

Strangle moment

A "strangle moment" is common when there are people talking in groups. The idea of a strangle moment is that one person "want's" to strangle another person for repeating something that has already been repeated and therefore, instead of strangling the repeatarded person, says "strangle moment".

person 1: I hate when people says "fuck SWAG". We should come up with something called fuck fuck SWAG

person 2: yea, fuck fuck SWAG

person 3: exactly, fuck fuck SWAG

(Thats when the fourth person comes in and says, or thinks for him or herself "strangle moment" ( >>>new word repeatarded <<<)

by zannzinar December 18, 2012

strangle your cat

the act of strangling and killing some good pussy (not literally)

“Hey girl, let me strangle your cat

by apricotes February 20, 2018

strangling the stank monkey

When you stop showering for 3 or more days but still masturbate despite the awful smell of your genitals

Dude I haven't showered in a week, but I'm being brave and strangling the stank monkey twice a day.

by Big Ebs February 15, 2014

Otter strangling hands

When a guy has thick, muscular, veiny hands that look like he strangles otters for fun.

He's got those otter strangling hands, they're so sexy. Strangle me, daddy

by doubleunicycle September 10, 2021