Cool story, bro 

A slightly more "polite" way of saying "I wasn't listening" and/or "I don't care"

Person 1: "bro, you should've seen all the bitches that were hanging off me last night"

Person 2: "cool story, bro"

Cool story, bro by TrueHylian July 14, 2021

Cool bro, story

A saying said to someone when you don't give a shit about the story they just told.

Person One: "(Tells extremely lengthy anecdote about his grandma knitting him a sweater)"
Person Two: Cool bro, story

Cool bro, story by Tammy McShammerson May 2, 2010

Cool Story, Bro 

What a douchebag says when (s)he wants to completely disregard a separate party's important and/or drawn-out speech. Contains a similar connotation to "tl;dr" but with an elevated amount of douchefaggottry.

Guy#1: Alright, look. I brought you here to talk about Jess. She keeps telling me that you've been sending her inappropriate texts and aggressively grabbing her ass in the hallway. I know we're friends, but seriously, the two of us are in a relationship. Back off. Respect both of us and give her some space and I won't have to come at you.
Guy#2: cool story, bro
Guy#1: You know what? Fuck you.

Cool Story, Bro by Implying713 July 18, 2011

Cool story, bro 

A catchphrase used when a person says something complETEly unrelated to the topic you were just talking about.

John: "So I just got Modern Warfare 2 yesterday."

Dave: "Yeah? Do you like it?"

John: "Holy crap, it's the sickest game ever!"

Paul: (butting in) "Did you know dogs can lick their private parts?"

John & Dave, simultaneously: "Cool story, bro."

Cool story, bro by G0dS4v3T3hCZ4RX February 4, 2010

Bro Storm 

So much bro, the atmosphere can not handle it.

In today's forecast: sunny with a 30% chance of a Bro storm.

Bro Storm by Openslot November 10, 2011

Bro-Storm 

When someone is being extremely bro like or an area(usually bon fire parties, regular house parties, or local venues when scene bands are playing) becomes ridiculously over run with a large amount of bros and bro hoes in a extremely short amount of time

"We had 2 full kegs of Bud Light until that Bro-Storm occurred."

Bro-Storm by Dejackamo Von Rictor June 12, 2007

Brool Story Co 

The Brool Story Company is the group of people who often tell stories that facilitate the response, "Cool story, bro."

Hey, did you notice how Bob is an obvious member of the Brool Story Co? He always tells the most pointless stories!

Brool Story Co by Player1146 August 19, 2010