Roblox Stories

A story made by bunch of 5 year olds

Roblox stories (Part 1)
Noob: Hi bestie
Bacon: Hi noob
Bacon and noob: I want to say something
Noob: You go first
Bacon: I got 3126716713678324624874736285323872378485436278 Million robux
Noob: Oh wow can i say something now?
Bacon: Sure loser
Noob: I made a new friend
Bacon good noob
Bacon: Invite him/her
Noob: Oki
Bacon: BTW imma change my avatar
Noob: Okay than

1137312831893131823789312893712831 Hours later
Cnp: Hi noob and rich baba boy
Slender: Oh hi
Cnp: Wanna date?
Slender:No
Cnp: "*Turns Emo baka queen emotional asian damage*"
Cnp: DATE ME NOWWWWW
Slender: No and noob im leaving you. By loser
Noob: Okay :( Gets inf robux
They died after 95 years :(

by Xiaoling of Japan July 31, 2022

Sex Stories on urban dictionary

Thing that should be stopped

Go to wattpad, ao3 or any other sites/apps about fanfiction but not this, this is a dictionary😭

Person 1: sex stories on urban dictionary should be stopped

Person 2: yeah ikr

by StrawberryPerson November 5, 2023

elio e le storie tese

Italian pop rock band from Milan. Got popular with their songs Born To Be Abramo and La Terra dei Cachi.

Elio e le Storie Tese's last album is called L'Album Biango and picked first in the national charts.

by Gillen October 29, 2013

The Sims Life Stories

A spin-off of The Sims 2, except this one has modes (what the hell?) and an actual plot. Well, two plots.

The first plot is about this crackhead who lives with her aunt and tries to get laid with some dude she thinks is sooo hot. But hes engaged and she already had sex with another guy.

The second plot is about some guy who can't figure out Weither or not some girls actually love him for him or his money.

Nobody cares about the sims life stories, but here goes nothing...

Hey everybody, my name is Riley Harlow! Yesterday, I had sex with a guy who isn't even my boyfriend. And today, Im going to try to have sex with another guy, who is actually supposed to get married to another girl! I lost 5 jobs, and I am living with my auntie because I got evicted and I can't live with my parents because they disowned me. Oh well....

by Anna Lynn Sanders October 21, 2010

Instagram Stories

Way for self gratification and buttering up your own half baked personality.

Society progressed and stopped believing in sunshines but according to Instagram stories, urban dictionary "definitions" matter

by BenTheNi May 1, 2018

Storie

A kind, loving, and beautiful person. She has big brown puppy dog eyes, and a smile that lights up a room. She is pretty straight forward and tells it how it is. She does not take any B.S. Sometimes she’s down on herself, but she shouldn’t be because she is an amazing person. She is fearless, adventurous, and fun, with a free spirit. Storie deserves everything good.

Storie deserves the world.

Wait, Storie is my world.

by Cantw8tomeetagurlLikeU July 22, 2020

sex stories

We were both in the store by our selves, so he came up to me and said," you wanna come to my house?" Of course I said yes! He was the hottest guy in school. Tery brendon, the best looking 17 year old. Hopefully he thought I was the best 16 year old in the world. We got to his house and went in. He dint even waste a moment. He takled me onto the bed and instantly took of his shirt. I didn't complain. We kissed for about 2 minutes, but we both wanted more. I slipped my hand down his pants and underwear and grabbed his rock hard penis." Why dont you let me stick it into you?" He asks. He helps me strip all my clothes off, and we did the same with him. "OHHHH YES YES DON'T STOP! I scream. He starts out slow, but his thrusts get faster and faster, and soon i'm gripping his arse hard. I somehow get on top, and I start humping gis stomach, chest, and soon I get to his mouth. He starts to lick it. Pleaser explodes in my body. I soon start sucking hard on his hard dick. The nigjt carries on as the best night ever.

Lets go read some sex stories

by Dank guy June 3, 2018