Pippy cock stocking

When you take your girls braids and tie them behind your back while she is giving you head, locking her mouth on your dick.

I will only date a chick if her hair is long enough for me to pippy cock stocking her.

by Gulf shores fathead September 17, 2012

space stocking

The art of shitting into a condom, freezing it then using it as a dildo later on.

he just used his space stocking on me!

by charlie May 13, 2005

Text Stocking

To text someone who doesn't know your number and sometimes pretend to be someone else to learn about them.

Kelly "I get these text from this guy i don't know."
James "Oh?! Well what does he ask you?"
Kelly "He asks me questions about myself."
James "Oh, well he is text stocking you."

by Justin Ryan! January 22, 2009

jizz stocking

When you wake up with morning wood and your girl won’t take care of you before getting ready so you angrily jerkoff into the sock she’s about to put on without her seeing so she gets a wet warm jizz surprise

Babygirl would bang me this morning so I gave her a jizz stocking while she was in the bathroom. Got her!

by TKwalnuts69 December 13, 2017

pink stocking

When you get fucked in the ass and your anus comes out when the guy pulls his dick out

I was fucked in the ass so hard I got a pink stocking

by Ms. Erika November 4, 2007

Cumas stocking

The act of Santa cuming in your stocking

George:I got toys and candy in my stocking! What'd you get?
Craig: i got a cumas stocking, fuck you santa......

by Greenday256 December 15, 2012

hillbilly stocking stuffer

the act of cramming ones penis into a small animal such as a squirrel or ferret and then stuffing it into a womens vagina. this is prefferably done wile the animal is still alive and the women is asleep.

dude i gave this chick a hillbilly stocking stuffer at this party last night, i think it gave her rabies!

by kinitsu hayabusa November 24, 2010