With an old jerk sock around his knob, Tony declared himself a stocking stuffer and proceeded to make love to his wife.
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1. The act of a man ejaculating into a sock. This term has been most commonly used by lonely men who find the need to masturbate around christmas time. And also by horny elves
Man 1: "Hey so are you gonna go try to find yourself some christmas poon?"
Man 2: "No no I'm tired of striking out. I think im just gonna go stuff a sock."
Man 1: "Merry Christmas and enjoy stuffing the stocking! now im gonna go get me some ho ho hoes
Man 2: "No no I'm tired of striking out. I think im just gonna go stuff a sock."
Man 1: "Merry Christmas and enjoy stuffing the stocking! now im gonna go get me some ho ho hoes
by MoGameDenYou December 18, 2010
Get the stuffing the stocking mug.Nerdy girl who doesn't bother with fashion or hair styling and make up, sometimes to the point of childish lack of dress sense.
Originates in the 18th century where the 'blue' wool stockings were casual, laid back options as opposed to expensive silk ones in ever-changing fashions. The 'blue stockings' were scholarly women who were too busy engaged in improving their minds to worry about constantly updating their wardrobes.
Like 'nerd' and 'boffin' this term is a social stereotype for what is actually a trait of Asperger's Syndrome/autism: the lack of awareness of social cues and trends such as fashion, the desire for comfortable dress and just finding studying more interesting than expensive dress.
Originates in the 18th century where the 'blue' wool stockings were casual, laid back options as opposed to expensive silk ones in ever-changing fashions. The 'blue stockings' were scholarly women who were too busy engaged in improving their minds to worry about constantly updating their wardrobes.
Like 'nerd' and 'boffin' this term is a social stereotype for what is actually a trait of Asperger's Syndrome/autism: the lack of awareness of social cues and trends such as fashion, the desire for comfortable dress and just finding studying more interesting than expensive dress.
Lol look at that girl who only wears jeans and geek tees or shirts, doesn't do her hair or nails or make up or know designer fashions, what a blue stocking.
A woman doesn't become a blue stocking until there's no chance of men being interested in her legs...
A woman doesn't become a blue stocking until there's no chance of men being interested in her legs...
by Mozzie89 December 21, 2010
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Also known as Cop Bait.
Usually found on VL's on chapel street.
Also known as Cop Bait.
Usually found on VL's on chapel street.
by KIAPWR July 3, 2008
Get the Stockies mug.When a baby is stuck in a women's vagina from the act of Baby Bottle Popping also known has Baby Pottle Pop (see definition). This is usually caused when the baby is overgrown or over the age of 1. Also if the baby has teeth, it may keep biting and have a strong grip causing the baby to be stuck.
Linda: Jimmy! Get this baby out of my pussy! FUCK! It hurts so good!
Jimmy: Linda i cant get it out! We have to get a doctor to surgically remove you baby-stuckination!
Linda: O ok.
Jimmy: Linda i cant get it out! We have to get a doctor to surgically remove you baby-stuckination!
Linda: O ok.
by Matt Harry March 30, 2008
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