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Stocking Stuffer

Someone who wears an X-mas stocking,panty hose, or sock on their dick during sex.
With an old jerk sock around his knob, Tony declared himself a stocking stuffer and proceeded to make love to his wife.
by [VBM] December 7, 2006
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Stockfleth

The incredibly bad body odor you get from squeezing folds of fat together with a belt or the incredibly bad breathe that comes from not brushing and smoking a pack a day.
Dude did you smell that Stockfleth, I think I'm gonna hurl.
by ciws March 24, 2009
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stuffing the stocking

1. The act of a man ejaculating into a sock. This term has been most commonly used by lonely men who find the need to masturbate around christmas time. And also by horny elves
Man 1: "Hey so are you gonna go try to find yourself some christmas poon?"
Man 2: "No no I'm tired of striking out. I think im just gonna go stuff a sock."
Man 1: "Merry Christmas and enjoy stuffing the stocking! now im gonna go get me some ho ho hoes
by MoGameDenYou December 18, 2010
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Blue stocking

Nerdy girl who doesn't bother with fashion or hair styling and make up, sometimes to the point of childish lack of dress sense.

Originates in the 18th century where the 'blue' wool stockings were casual, laid back options as opposed to expensive silk ones in ever-changing fashions. The 'blue stockings' were scholarly women who were too busy engaged in improving their minds to worry about constantly updating their wardrobes.

Like 'nerd' and 'boffin' this term is a social stereotype for what is actually a trait of Asperger's Syndrome/autism: the lack of awareness of social cues and trends such as fashion, the desire for comfortable dress and just finding studying more interesting than expensive dress.
Lol look at that girl who only wears jeans and geek tees or shirts, doesn't do her hair or nails or make up or know designer fashions, what a blue stocking.

A woman doesn't become a blue stocking until there's no chance of men being interested in her legs...
by Mozzie89 December 21, 2010
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Stockies

Bald/crap tyres on cheap steel rims.

Also known as Cop Bait.

Usually found on VL's on chapel street.
Ey man was sik when u came out of the driveway sidewayz wif the stockies on
by KIAPWR July 3, 2008
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Baby-Stuckination

When a baby is stuck in a women's vagina from the act of Baby Bottle Popping also known has Baby Pottle Pop (see definition). This is usually caused when the baby is overgrown or over the age of 1. Also if the baby has teeth, it may keep biting and have a strong grip causing the baby to be stuck.
Linda: Jimmy! Get this baby out of my pussy! FUCK! It hurts so good!
Jimmy: Linda i cant get it out! We have to get a doctor to surgically remove you baby-stuckination!
Linda: O ok.
by Matt Harry March 30, 2008
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Stocking Stuffer

When your fisting a girl and her pussy's so wide you can stuff it with two fists
i surprised her with a stocking stuffer and she finally got off
by Porkrhind December 21, 2016
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