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Irreducible Stupidity

1. Any person or crackpot idea that is outright retarded, misleading, or completely illogical beyond all reason.
2. Something that cannot get any stupider than it currently is.
3. Bullshit that can't be broken down into simper forms of complex absurdity.

For example, pseudoscience.
"Intelligent Design fits the criteria of pseudoscience perfectly because it completely lacks any genuine science and its adherents operate solely on making baseless assertions and speculation. Its ideas cannot be falsified through the scientific method because it deliberately fails to produce valid, testable data to confirm its claims. Irreducible complexity is indeed irreducible stupidity at its finest. Intelligent Design is unworthy to be taught in public schools because it has literally nothing to offer."

"Creationism is a joke. It appeals only to the weak-minded and is simply an intellectually lazy excuse to be willfully ignorant of real empirical science. The irreducible stupidity of creationism and its advocates is simply unfathomable."

"That dumbass thinks the world is 6,000 years old and that dinosaurs once lived together with humans. He is so irreducibly stupid. Did he purposely fail high school biology, or did he get his so-called "facts" from a church? He is such a n00b."

"Anyone who can stare directly in the face of evidence for evolution and still have the audacity to ignore it has to be willfully uneducated—more accurately, irreducibly stupid."

"Nuff said.
by EvolvedExpert May 12, 2011
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stupidity at its best

The maximum level of stupid 9000+
John tried to erase a pen mark.....STUPIDITY AT ITS BEST
by Bronze 5 and still alive February 20, 2018
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American Stupidity

The stupidity of americans in stereotypes and movies.
American: DUDE, DID YOU SEE THAT TOILET?!? IT SQUIRTS BACK AT YOU!

French man: Non, it is to make sure you're clean.

American: Nuh uh, it's a waterfountain!

Frenchman: ...ugh you, my dear sir, are teh definition of American Stupidity.
by Ugly Austrian Chick November 10, 2013
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stupidity tax

"God! Is that the time? Got to get to the shop and pay my stupidity tax."
"You'd be better off putting it on the 2nd favourite of the first horse race of every Saturday; buying premium bonds or even sticking the pound coins in a biscuit tin under the bed."
"I know, I know but I've been playing these same numbers for years now and if they came up I'd kick myself."
"I logged on to this website that explained how Lotto is a big swindle controlled by Freemasons who are anti-gambling and the number ball machine is rigged to give certain numbers."
"AAAGH! You bastard! You've made me late now! You wait, I bet my bloody numbers come up."
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sheer stupidity

by sheer stupidity October 15, 2015
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West Coast Stupidity

A phrase describing far left socialist irrationality typically found in liberals who live on the West Coast of the United States. Opposition to traditional American values, gun ownership, and traditional marriage being the norm. Willingness to sacrifice the rights of the individual to further globalist environmentalist agendas.
Paying thousands more for a hybrid car is pure West Coast Stupidity.
by poyfectpecker April 7, 2019
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Artificial Stupidity

n. Special circuitry wired into computers and other electronic equipment allowing it to alter it's programming in such a way that simple tasks which were performed flawlessly only moments ago are now beyond functional capability.
My PC no longer wants to recognize my data. I'm doing the same things I've always done, but now I've lost 6 months of work to artificial stupidity.
by Tagz June 21, 2011
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