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Stealth Wealth Wagon

When you truly have big money and don't have to 'prove it' with a tacky matte black Tesla or a Porsche 911 draped in carbon fiber, you go for a Stealth Wealth Wagon, which is essentially a luxury sedan with a big ass. Stealth Wealth Wagons are ALWAYS European and include the Volvo V90, V60, V70 and XC70, the Audi A4 and A6 allroad/avant, the BMW 3 or 5-series Touring, the Jaguar XF Sportbrake and by far the most popular of the bunch, the Mercedes-Benz E-Class Wagon. While Europeans may view the aforementioned cars as taxis or mundane family shuttles, the Stealth Wealth Wagon is a symbol of old money, refinement, elegance and subdued class in America. Everyone and their mother has an SUV or a sedan, but a Stealth Wealth Wagon is almost always bought, and never leased. People go through their Q5s and E350s faster than Pete Davidson goes through girlfriends, but part of the reason that Stealth Wealth Wagons are so hard to find used is because they are typically retained by their first owners for a loooong time. For that reason, they either have insanely low or insanely high mileage. When you see a Stealth Wealth Wagon, new or old, ALWAYS assume the person driving has fuck-you money. They're a part of a highly exclusive club.
Marin County, Beverly Hills, Pacific Heights, the North Shore, Petoskey, Shaker Heights, Georgetown, Buckhead, Asheville, Middleburg, Hilton Head, Savannah, the Main Line, the UES, the Hamptons, the Hudson Valley, all of Fairfield and Westchester Counties, especially Greenwich, Princeton/Charlottesville/Ann Arbor, Wellesley, the Cape and Islands, and Bar Harbor are all places where you'll have a high likelihood of running into a Stealth Wealth Wagon.
by henry1272838442 September 3, 2023
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stealth disco

The act of dancing like a loon behind unsuspecting Colleagues, friends, or school mates and not getting caught. Best done when extremely bored. Remember, its only stealth if you dont get caught, but catch it on film and post it on the net, because i think its funny.
John did the best stealth disco behind Mary, she had no idea, we got it all on film.

While John was sleeping on the couch, Mary did a stealth disco in front of him, he didnt wake up
by NicktheGrip October 20, 2005
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Stealth Ass

To pass a silent but deadly fart right after someone lets an audible one fly, therefore staying under the radar and allowing that person and others to think that the entire stench was from the audible fart.
I had to drop ass so bad, and I knew it was going to stink so I waited until Dave let a loud one rip and I went stealth ass on him and slipped one in under the radar.
by k-10 May 25, 2007
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Stealth Fatty

A person who looks fit and attractive with their clothes on, but does not look as good as originally anticipated with their clothes off.
Jason is kind of a stealth fatty; he looks good with his clothes on but once he got naked I wished that he would just put them back on right away.
by LRC123 August 10, 2009
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Stealth Nerd

A bookish nerdy person who disguises their proclivities in order to maintain social status.
Lydia from Teen Wolf is such a Stealth Nerd
by Smoolly Anderthy November 18, 2013
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stealth retirement

The increasingly common phenomenon of quietly and suddenly retiring in the midst of workplace chaos to avoid the dangers of the Covid Pandemic.
Well my man, the only truly intelligent option as I see it is stealth retirement!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020
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stealth hump

The act of sneaking behind a corner and lying in wait for one's wife or girlfriend to turn her back and let her guard down, whereupon the subject springs out from behind cover, immediately places himself behind the female, and pounds her ass viciously.

This is best executed while both parties are fully clothed, so as to illustrate that the erstwhile-performed stealth hump is not a attempt at sexual gratification, but rather an act of degradation, humiliation, and objectification.
Paula had her back turned while brushing her teeth, so I jumped out from behind the shower curtain and stealth humped her until she choked on a mouthful of toothpaste.
by senorguitarra September 26, 2011
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