snarling dragon

This is actually an old english sport. it is when a man is getting head and right before he blows his load he crams the bitches head down on his cock and when she chokes on all the semen she blows it out her nostrils and makes a sound kind of like kenny g's saxophone

I say ol chap, that game of snarling dragon was splendiferous i had semen dripping for months!

by nut n butt June 27, 2004

Spartying

Verb
When Michigan State Spartans get together and party.

To MSU student: "Hey guys wanna go sparty?"
"Sure, But I'm already spartying!"

by KitCatShortStack April 5, 2009

slarting

Sleep farting

When a loud farticle escapes a sleeping body at night unbeknownst to said body as it is deeply asleep.

"He was (slarting) so loudly next to me that I woke up and decided that I never wanted to sleep with him again"

by omidog November 2, 2013

allison starling

fiercest elle woods on broadway.

allison starling is the hilariously amazing actress and super sexy singer that played elle woods better than anyone else on broadway.

by KPa232 June 23, 2009

starting with a sink full of dishes

A saying originating from having suite/roommates and a shared space

- When there is drama that one has to deal with before a certain event even starts

B: I can’t believe they had to call the RA on her!
E: Oh geez! You guys are already starting with a sink full of dishes.

by steinekrieg January 17, 2021

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

Sparkling dinner treat

When your date goes into the bathroom, and you ejaculate into their glass of champagne.

I gave my date a sparkling dinner treat last night, she noticed it, and pepper sprayed me.

by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017