starfishery

1.(adj.) Descriptive term used to say something is gay (homosexual)
2.(n.) Another word for yaoi or gay.
3.(v.) to be, or in the process of being, flamingly yaoi or gay (homosexual).

<@The_Apostle> you'd find me outside your window with one of your socks and a bottle of lotion, and probably not much else
<@The_Apostle> my eyes are bleeding
<@DoWnEr> you desrve those bleeding eyes for trying to put that image into my head
<@DoWnEr> thank god i got a firewall in my head to block all things starfishery

by AnonymousSon January 13, 2006

starfish the bed

The Act of spreading one's arms and legs in bed, taking up as much room as possible.

As soon as she gets up for work I starfish the bed.

by mantrum November 22, 2017

Fighting Starfish

The "fighting starfish" is when one individual rubs their anus against the anus of a second (consenting) individual. It is similiar to the act of "scissoring"- which typically occurs between two vaginas. The "fighting starfish" is more inclusive than scissoring because anyone can participate so long as they have an anus.

Person 1: "What did you do on your date last night?"
Person 2: "Well, Stan and I tried out the fighting starfish..."
Person 1: "Whats that?"
Person 2: "It is when two consenting adults rub their anuses together. It is like scissoring, but more inclusive."
Person 1: "Oh, that sounds like fun."

by Cricketboots September 7, 2012

Rusty Starfish Leap

Like a sexual pole vault, the woman is on all fours, and the gentleman then "leapfrogs" over her from behind, however his cock may get caught in either her vagina or anus, before he makes it fully over her.

This act can also be performed by a woman wearing a strap on dildo, to either a male or female recipient.

Fuck me, I did the rusty starfish leap with my girlfriend for the first time last night, got my cock square in her shitter first time, result.

by Sir Pants of Poo February 17, 2013

spread out like a starfish

when you’re about to preform a sexual act and your mans wants to tie you up and you spread out your arms and legs to the bed post

“she spread out like a starfish when her man fucked her.”

by lolololollllll October 23, 2017

Chocolate Starfish

the exit hole for human poo

my chocolate starfish is itchy

by ben farrant January 11, 2009

Starfish

Starfish(n) the anus, or rectum. Also an adj.

Foxy's starfish looked a little beat-up, so I didn't think she'd mind if I went ahead and pounded it some myself.

by rufnqaz July 28, 2016