Starfish

When a girl, or guy, is too lazy to participate in sex, so they just lay there, spread out.

Yeah, we fucked last night, but she was a starfish.

by Martini Muff July 16, 2016

Starfished

Tying someone's hands and feet to each corner of a trailer while they are face down naked with a dildo between there butt cheeks and driving .

Torture method used by crazy woman in New Zealand.

Hey Hannah I think Wayne should be starfished ...

If he doesn't do what you want he should should be starfished.

by The book of S&B December 21, 2016

Starfish

When your sexual partner just lays there, arms and legs spread, while you do all the work.

DUDE! I heard you hooked up with Suzie after the party! How was it?

Terrible! She just starfished all night!

by Hilloween October 26, 2018

Starfish

Any of a class Astroidea of echinoderms that have arms that make it resemble a star.

Is that a starfish?

by JulianDB January 6, 2017

Starfish

Placing your fist in a girls vagina/anus and then extending all your fingers open palm (as open as possible).

"He bent me over and starfished me, and now nothing else brings me pleasure." - Queen Elisabeth II

*Fists into the air, then extends all fingers* "And that's how I met your mother." - Ted Mosby

by Micheal Scott III May 2, 2010

Starfishing

The act of laying/falling asleep face down motionless on a bed with your arms and legs spread apart, making a Starfish shape. Usually in ones clothes.

This happens when one is extremely tired.

Friend 1: Why's he still asleep?

Friend 2: Well, we came back so late yesterday that I caught him "Starfishing" his bed this morning.. Fully clothed!

by Yarz August 22, 2012

starfish

Refers to a noob or person who lacks legitimate skills

Wow Jesse Fonseca is such a starfish! He doesnt even have fingers!

by daymonjohnson75 December 9, 2012