dirty santa claus

when a Mall Santa picks up and places an innocent child on his lap close enough to "the zone" to grow a chubby.

You can never be too sure when your unsuspecting child might be participating in a dirty santa claus. Stay away from Malls in December!

by Dr. Simulacra December 13, 2013

Santa

An old white guy who supports wealth inequality.

Why does Santa give more presents to rich people, even though there are many other people around the world who can't afford the barest of necessities?

by Dubiks December 6, 2018

Juelz Santana

A member of the rap group Harlem Diplomats.

Juelz (dip, dip)
Santana (set, set)

by Mark February 27, 2004

Santa's Take

A word created for the head of household that get's to have unmitigated, no holds barred sex with their partner due to the amount of cash, credit & various other resources drummed out during the holidays in order to make the family happy and/or content.

May or may not be applied directly to anal sex with the wife/girlfriend - no questions asked.

Wife: "Now that everyone is gone from Christmas dinner, did you have a good time? By the way thanks for that diamond tennis bracelet you bought me dear..."

Husband: "I'm tired, full, half drunk & horny. Time for Santa's Take!"

Wife: "What is Santa's Take?"

Husband: "Bend that rump over and I'll show you. I will be debt for the next 12 months because your kids only wear Ralph Lauren and wanted diamond nipple rings. Now it's Santa's turn... It's time for Santa's Take!"

Wife: "yes dear. (bends over somewhat willingly)

/end

by WillyJK December 23, 2008

Santaism

Spending your Christmas day worshiping Santa Claus and the tall tales of Christmas. Not to be confused with satanism.

"Only 364 More days until the next Christmas; boy I can't wait for it."
"Wow, you must be deep into santaism..."

by null793 September 25, 2015

Santa Steamer

Someone sitting on your lap while you evacuate your bowels.

Variations include Santa Steamer with a Present which is having sex with someone in your lap while you take a shit.

Last night after a huge Mexican dinner my wife gave me a Santa Steamer.

by core memory dump September 14, 2016

Gus Van Sant

Film director from Portland Oregon who makes cool movies about street kids and gay prostitutes and skateboarders. Usually there's an Elliott Smith song in the sound track.

Those dudes are weirder than a Gus Van Sant movie.

by boyfriend2.0 April 27, 2010