dino stance

An out of context stance made by rhymestyle. Very big meme in the community.

“Look at him dino stanceing in the background “ -seereax

by Don Mob May 12, 2021

photofuck stance

Slang description of that raunchy sexualized posture taken usually by a woman in a photo with her man, whereas she stands sideways and very close to his full frontal position as he stares straight into the lens while her coy look and posture is strongly suggestive of humping his leg or body without actually engaging in any lewd or déclassé grinding.

Melania Trump and Kimberly Guilfoyle are both masterful queens of the esteemed photofuck stance.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 21, 2023

Gentlemen's stance/dance

When two gentlemen's, or sirs', are standing close enough to where their stomachs touch. The way you perceive gentleman or sir varies on the size of each's gut.

Tom and Bob have gotten into an argument and are face to face yelling at each other. Little do they know their stomachs' are touching. Thus, in a gentlemen's stance/dance stance.

by WaKe July 24, 2012

Public Bathroom Stance

The Public Bathroom Stance is that pose you do when you’re in a beach or park bathroom, and everything stank so bad that you don’t dare to touch that seat. It typically looks like a light squat with your legs further apart.

Look at Sarah right now, why does she stand like that?
Yea man, she’s always in Public Bathroom Stance.

by big gangsta :0 March 17, 2022

Wide Stance

The laughable explanation you give an arresting undercover officer with whom you tried to initiate sexual activity by reaching with YOUR FOOT into HIS STALL and MAKING DIRECT CONTACT with HIS FOOT.

Senator Larry Craig didn't intend to initiate stall sex, he simply has a WIDE STANCE.

by Edman Graham September 8, 2007

Power Stance

when an arcitecture teacher bends over a drafting table with their feet spread far apart trying to help a student.

Mr. Deakyne used his power stance again.....

Haha, he always does that when he's helping me!

by cadprin October 28, 2016

B-Boy Stance

An ancient pose used by the hip hop & break dancing community in the 80's. The most popular stance is that of the arms crossed in front with hands under each arm pit while standing with head tilted slightly back. Although nobody of African American heritage does this anymore, it is mostly being kept alive today by out of touch white comedians and actors trying to act black. Usually accompanied by either a weak rhyme, beatbox or the term "yo".

"Rockin on the mic in a B-Boy Stance..." - RUN DMC

by LotusStyle September 2, 2005