Vagina Stats

The current level of dilation a vagina is at any given time during labor.

Man, I wish she would stop posting her "vagina stats" on Facebook, every 5 minutes!

by ZekeO August 20, 2012

mani shaatsiishd

For Masculinity mens use it to flex on each other like cats pee on their land, it means "i fucked her" even though they didn't somehow they fucked all the girls (Pretty effective friendship ruining hack)

Bro 1 : yo bro look at this girl

Bro 2 : *don't even know girl's name* Mani shaatsiishd... friendship ruined successfully

by whenanxietyhits November 22, 2021

House Strats

When you juke them deer with an ankle breaker

"yo, did you get caught by the police?"
"nah, I pulled some House Strats on they ass"

by man this honestly sucks March 31, 2022

It starts with one thing

The first line of the song "In The End" by Linkin Park. Often attributed to the Half-Life 2 machinima/meme video "In The Virtual End"

it starts with one thing, I don't know why

by CUCLOVER August 29, 2022

Willie Stats

When you have more deaths than kills

That Soldier 76 has willie stats

by WillieStats August 27, 2023

Get your stats up

term used when a friend/acquaintance/colleague shows no knowledge or understanding of a topic of interest.

You: "Dude did you hear about Moss getting traded to the Titans?"

Friend: "He got traded again?"

You: "C'mon bro get your stats up."

Friend: "Sorry I'm constipated...."

You: "......"

by Underdog46 November 7, 2010

Suck my fortnite stats

Where you wanna say “suck my dick” to somebody being annoying or irritating but you don’t wanna be inappropriate.

Guy: Shut the fuck up

Me: You shut up, suck my fortnite stats

by aucdan July 30, 2022