When you fall asleep after drinking too much and wake up with your butt cheeks glued together because you sharted in your sleep or straight shit yourself.
by Jrizzle83 October 20, 2018
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by CorpsDork April 28, 2014
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adjective-describing simultaneously all of the qualities attributed to a semi-rabid squirrel i.e. crazy, esp. nutty, sneaky, of questionable character, flighty, hyperactive, & horny.
1. She's so squirrley, a night with her could cost you your life but it's worth the risk!
2. Someone as squirrley as he will be a good addition to my mafia, but I wouldn't dare give him any personal information!
2. Someone as squirrley as he will be a good addition to my mafia, but I wouldn't dare give him any personal information!
by ≈δ∂≈§ҨŰÎЯЯŁЭУ February 20, 2011
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by LitTitties July 21, 2019
Get the The Squirtle mug.phenominal special group of adult, legal-age women 18 &19 years of old that have the gift and talent and ability to externally ejaculate when they orgasam effectively spraying everything and / or everyone in the path of their forceful, mini-firehose / garden-sprinkler type cum-shower thank you ladies ! (-:
WOW !!! I must be DICKMAN 'cause I just made my woman cum so hard she blasted squirt accross the room and short-circuted the stereo on the dresser, soaked all the bed linen and I guess gave ME a facial ! OH YEAH ! i'm lovin' it ! that's gotta be the nastiest, most extraodinary spectacularly best experience EVER! (DAMN I'M GOOD ! ) little did I know what she meant when I asked her her age and she replied " I'm SQUIRTEEN" what was in store thank you to all you freaks
by grzly aka norcalbevreter July 20, 2011
Get the squirteen mug.At any point in climax of intercourse, you grab a pail of water and proceed to spit all of the water on to his/her genitalia.
by beastfromtheregulareast March 13, 2011
Get the Squirtle mug.stashed or pocketed; usually associated with prescription narcotics intended for immediate consumption.
by genextrovert April 9, 2006
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