squirrel

Girl code for an EXTREMELY hot guy. Most likely to have flippy or really rad hair, be a member of a band, and is a definate hottie

Michelle: "Woah, check out that squirrel!"
Heather: "Dude, yeah killer hair on that hottie."

by mishizzy|monstrosity October 1, 2008

squirrel

Any cop too stupid to realize that no one calls them pigs anymore because that's old news. If you find yourself in the situation needing to alert others that the squirrels are comin' to get you, you may distract them with the relatively new term, and also some neighborhood dogs as well if you're lucky.

Squirrel!! Put that shit out!!! Run Dammit!!!

by whoever_you_want_me_to_be December 17, 2009

squirrel

seemingly harmless rodents who are planning world domination, they hold secret meetings in tree's and are hynotizing Bush (even though he's a jackass already) and telling him to blow things up.

The invasion of Iraq

by God November 19, 2003

squirrel

Verb To give the qualities of a squirrel to.

Verb Make drunk and buck ass wild

Those jager bombs oughta squirrel us up real good

by Mow-Ree June 29, 2004

squirrel

A game where guys wrestle and try to get the opponents nuts.

I bet I can beat you at a game of "squirrel"

by slvrsqrl August 2, 2004

squirrel

A hyper-active little man that is always alert and anxious.

Dave chill out you squirrel. If you don't relax I'll beat your ass.

by willbilly712 March 20, 2008

squirrel

To "squirrel" someone is to:
1 - Find a dead squirrel on the road, or where ever.
2 - Pick a friend as a target. (hopefully a girl)
3 - Leave the squirrel on their front porch, with the eyes looking at the door. Try to prop it up in a life-like manner.
4 - Call the person, pretending to be Animal Control, and tell them that a "Mexican Staring Squirrel" is loose in the area, and that its gaze can be fatal. (use *69 to hide your caller id)
5 - Hang up, and call them back as yourself. Tell them to come to their front yard, you have something to show them.
You have now "squirreled" someone.
(my freind Marc is to thank for the creation of this verb.)

Person 1: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Person 2: HAHAHAHA!!! You got squirrled!!!
Person 1: Jack-ass.

by Whind Soull February 2, 2005