Squirrel 

A sexually-oriented woman that likes to "climb your wood," and swallow all of your nuts.

Dude, she had sex with like 3 guys yesterday.

Wow, what a squirrel.

Squirrel by Semi-Dunn November 22, 2011

Squirrel 

A choad, normally a weird brown color but can have variance in color, and surrounded by a thick mass of pubic hair.

Girl 1: So, what did you a with that guy last night?
Girl 2: Don't bring that up...
Girl 3: Why? What happened?
Girl 4: Things were going great and I went to reach into his pants and there was a squirrel in there!

Squirrel by Umlau October 23, 2011

squirrel 

1. Anything that distracts you from current conversation or task at hand. 2. Word used to describe being distracted from current conversation or task.

Her: ... and then she said that Wednesday, not Saturday, would be better for her; of course, neither day really --
Me: Squirrel! ... uhm, what are we talking about again?

squirrel by DrWendel May 23, 2011

Squirrel 

Pussy

Dis de real squirrel water

Squirrel by The only problem September 29, 2017

squirrel 

Evil creatures that will help me take over the world.

go squirrel army, go!!!!

squirrel by Blagz May 17, 2006

Squirrel 

A scampering piece of ass. Often found in college bars or malls. An attention getting, fast moving chick that needs to be pounced. Often seen wearing pony-tails, short shorts, and Ugg boots.

"I'm trying to catch a little squirrel in here tonight." or "Hey, there's a lot of young squirrel in the food court today."

Squirrel by Spidertactics April 8, 2010

Squirrel 

Depending on context in which it is being used it can meanany of the following: Dope, Pussy, Money, Food, Drink.

<standing outside Burger King> "Gonna get my squirrel on"
<standing outside the strip club> "Gonna go feed the squirrel"
<standing outside the liquor Store> " You got a dollar on my squirrel piss"
<standing outside the club> "Lets go roast a squirrel"

Squirrel by bob booze January 4, 2009