Squirter

Someone who over posts on social media.

Jasmine is such a squirter, she's been squirting all day about her break up.

Porter was being a squirter on my page during the game.

by Shon J March 17, 2015

San Diego Squirter

Right when your about to bust a nut....have your partner (hopefully a lady) stand back about 3 feet. and shoot for the stars....My personal best is about 5 feet..

Johnny give his woman a san diego squirter 8 feet away.

by Ja Ricks February 19, 2007

Squirter

Someone who likes to brag or boast about themselves

I'm tired of all these squirters talking about how cool they were in high school.

Jackson squirted so much about his basketball game that he flooded my room.

by TheYoungGuapo September 13, 2018

Crowd Squirter

One who ejaculates on a big crowd.

That girl is a real crowd squirter.

by cslickster002 December 28, 2016

Squirter

Noun; the device used to change the channel on a television that is formally known as the remote.

Oi, chuck dad the squiter.
That's a nice squirter.
Bought a new squirter and it is incredibly accurate for up to 4 metres.

by Theodore bunderberg October 17, 2020

squirmisher

One who reluctantly fights a battle for a belief he doesn't believe in.

In order to appear to have a united political front, many Tea Party proposals were upheld by moderate Republican squirmishers.

by potcake2000 May 2, 2011

squirter squad

Toby, Bean, maya, Nox, and sam. The coolest people you will ever meet.

Person 1: “have you heard of the squirter squad?”

Person 2: “no, who are they?”
Person 1: “the emo faggots you’ll ever meet but they’re cool ig lol.”

by Tb2bk3k November 19, 2021