hurty squirties

Explosive diarrhea resulting from eating incredibly spicy foods, making one feel as though they are expelling liquid fire from their rectum.

"I need to stop eating at that Thai place down the street...I spent all morning on the toilet with the hurty squirties!"

by Drunken38 July 6, 2019

Squinternet

An old person's name for the internet. A miraculous place where you go and squint to find something.

After Emily said 'I can't find the capital of Mongolia' Dad was heard to exclaim. 'Awwhh. Just look it up on the Squinternet'

by MickJohn November 24, 2011

squintercourse

Squintercourse is two people with bad eyesight doing the wild thing.

Pasquale: So how did your night with Debbi go?

Enrico: We both took off our glasses and it turned into a total squintercourse.

I believe at one point I was boffing her bellybutton.

Pasquale: Yikes!

by scodder November 6, 2012

Squishies

The plural of the word Squishy.

There were so many squishies in the toy aisle at Micheals, I couldn't choose between them!

by Eagle'sTalon February 14, 2021

Squirtism

To be squirted on heavily by a woman that makes it be like a baptism.

Heat: Did you hear what happened to Dikky?
Pork: Yeah, he had got a Squirtism from all the women.
Heat: He's a legend bro.

by Mcdikkyyy November 13, 2022

squintily

when you look at someone in a squintily way

I doubt what you say is true so I am looking at you squintily.

by yuuuuuuuuuugi January 30, 2023

Squintilliton

a small community of people, also known as squintitizens who come together by obeying their lord (CLG) and have no other purpose than to serve.

“I am a proud member of Squintilliton! But, I have always wondered what it means.”

“Squintilliton is a place i can call home.”

by clgf May 7, 2023