Purple headed yogurt squirter

Penis, Wang, cock, slong, dick, pecker, third leg, etc

Man... Matt slammed his purple headed yogurt squirter into that bowl of clam chowder

by Cyberman89 January 8, 2009

squirter

A person - assumed to be an enemy - trying to escape a military cordon or attack.

One squirter just fled out the north gate and is fleeing to the northeast on a jingle truck. Have the gunship take him out.

by USMC-Sarge March 22, 2020

Ant Squirters

Nipples that point towards the ground (ants are usually on the ground). Commonly found on female breast that aren’t perky or men with man boobs.

“Look at her ant squirters”
“At what age did they turn into ant squirters?”
“I hope my boobs never turn into ant squirters”

by RT86 May 23, 2018

squatters

A word used when calling a place on something. Like saving a seat on a comfortable couch.

When I was about to leave the couch I called squatters on my seat so no one would take it

by Forensicator May 2, 2006

Yogurt squirter division

Dress up as FBI SWAT team the breaking your house from jack off on everything

Yogurt squirter division everything sticky and excitement

by Kingofdick July 30, 2020

Splinters

When a woman hasn't shaved in awhile, and you feel very little hairs as grope her leg.

Damn girl, you got splinters!

by pistolpetee January 7, 2010

squeeters

Testicles-- often heard at San Diego State College in the 1960s. Perhaps fraternity slang.

"one shot to the squeeters and he's down!" "The softball hit him in the squeeters and he went blind for an hour!"

by Gono Filponuz April 14, 2008