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powerball squidger

Often, people who play the powerball lottery have a sudden rush of blood to the head and proceed to check their lottery tickets several times before either slumping dejectedly to the floor or leaping up and down uncontrollably screaming "I got the powerball, I got the owerball!".
Unfortunately that leaping up and down often causes the sphincter muscle to relax, thereby allowing whatever lurks inside to leave suddenly only to be caught in whatever clothing the person is wearing in that area.
That is known as a powerball squidger.
Alan Turnip, of Yoder, is our own local Powerball winner. Alan will be with us in a little while after he's dealt with his powerball squidger.
by notalottogiotto February 5, 2010
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Squiggly

A baby or infant. It can also apply to anyone who is 18 or older and under 5 feet tall.
Lilith: Hey look! There goes Jordan!
Cal: If only she wasn't a squiggly.
Ley: We can always hope that'll she'll grow one more inch.
by JrockBones May 19, 2011
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Squidgy

James Gilbey's pet name for Diana, Princess of Wales.
In a surrepticiously recorded phone conversation between the pair on New Year's Eve of 1989, Gilbey called Di "Darling" 53 times and "Squidgy" 14.
by Figleaf23 August 24, 2007
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squidly diddly

A large headed West Cork dweller who fancies himsely as a modern day Pat jennings
hey, theres Squidly Diddly..Pat Jennings my arse
by Tobyjug6 May 9, 2010
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Squidgy

adj. squidgy Pronounced: squid-gee
noun - squidgyness

The term squidgy can be affectionately used to express that the body of another person is of an especially satisfying firmness for hugging, cuddling and similar fondling. Squidgy may also express that the person is simultaneously cute, squishy and cuddly. Generally, the desire to continue holding onto a squidgy person is strong which may lead to longer hugs than usual as well as social awkwardness.

Squidgy may also be used to describe the amazing hug itself.
Case where the two people involved are close:

Person A hugs Person B.
Person A: "Mmmm....you are so squidgy..."
*Loving glances are exchanged and the hug continues*

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Case where the two people involved are strangers:
Person A hugs Person B.
Person A continues hugging Person B, despite B's attempts to let go; A has been overcome by the hug's squidgyness.

*Awkward glances are exchanged and Person A finally lets go*

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"I find it hard to stop hugging you because your hugs are so very warm and squidgy".
by supernova4 February 28, 2011
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squidger

A hybrid of a badger and a squirrel. The squidger posseses the bushy tail, agility and cunning of the squirrel with the stripy black and white coat of the badger.
Did you see that squidger, it just stole one of my Brazil nuts!
by Caroline P July 31, 2005
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Squidley Dumps

A band on rock band that is made up of Nick Lachapelle, Rilyn Silva and Hunter Lane. This band has recently removed Hunter, because they are no longer good friends with him. This removal has cause Nick to move to Drums and Ethan Gilchrest to replace Nick at base.
Hunter-Dude what should we name the band?
Nick- The Squidley Dumps!
Rilyn-Dudes thats an awsome name
by Nick Lachapelle March 28, 2008
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