Butternut squash

A sexual act where penis is inserted into her vagina while simultaneously inserting your nut sack into her butthole

“My girlfriend went vegetarian so instead of giving her meat, I gave her the butternut squash”

“Bro my girl loves this new thing called the butternut squash!”

“Girl you need to eat more vegetables! Have you ever tried the butternut squash?”

by SkinnyMJ August 13, 2019

Squishmallow

A soft friend for people who either have anger issues or have a hard life.

Dude yesterday I got a squishmallow!
Why to punch it or to cry on it?

by anonymous April 10, 2021

street squish

a nasty prostitute.

i got down with some street squish last night!

by The Dango February 11, 2012

Squishmallows

Squishmallows are a cult, they are always trying to get you to "join the squad". once you buy one more and more will arrive at your house and you don't remember buying them. You may think they are cute but once you hear their theme song you will be scarred forever. you will show it to your friends and they will show it to theirs. it never ends.

youtube: "hello we're the squishmallows!!!!"

your brain for the next month: "hello we're the squishmallows!!!!!!"

your amazon shopping cart: "purchasing 7 squishmallows!"

by pieceofchewedgumonthewall April 26, 2021

squishhorse

A sand sculpture of a seahorse that has been squished. Normally created by a Mark.

"Oh, looky there! It's a squishhorse!"

by LlamaHead August 6, 2006

Squash that noise

To advise someone to stop doing "stop moaning" or "stop chatting sh1t"

Example 1.

Dude 1: Hey bro, I'm going out on the pull tonight so likely I'll be back with some hot totty

Dude 2: Dude, squash that noise, you're always on about it but you never pull cus you're a duche

Example 2. - At the pub

Dude 1: Boy's I'm strapped for cash cus my Mrs left me and took everything

Dude 2: Squash that noise, you know I've got your back, drinks on me dude

by The Specialist-age June 24, 2011

Squelsh

A person who derives from the countries "Wales" and "Scotland", they prefer to be called "Squelsh" as they see themselves as special from the rest of the UK.

Chad:"Hey I heard you're from Scotland and Wales that's pretty cool"
Mickey:"No sir Chad I am "Squelsh", not from them commoner countries"

by RealEinstien June 15, 2019