squritin' granny

A woman of 65+ that has so much cum in her is squirts out. Often looks like a whitewater fountain.

Yo dog, I just had sex with this old chick and I cummed so much, she became a squritin' granny.

by Chilledcupcake August 27, 2016

squrrily

meaning crazy , drunk or weird

definition 1 - hey Terry ,did u see John last night ,he went all squrrily on Jim last night . definition 2- wow me and the guys got squrrily drunk last night. definition 3 - every time I look outside the neighbors doing something squrrily

by scotiame June 19, 2017

Squerk

When you accidentally squirts while twerking.

The dancefloor was so wet because Shaniah squerked to Phil Collies.

by Stonesen May 23, 2018

squerflog

When you get a piece of wood and it's got a squerf on the side of it.

Check out that old tree. It's got a squerflog on that branch.

by Not Jaffa October 20, 2018

squrionion

A smell that is a cross from a squirrel and an onion.

Frank worked outside all day and now he smells like squrionion.

by Nappitite April 22, 2020

Squ4rium

the god of earth. has power over space and time, as well as matter itself. anyone who stands in his path will turn into a cosmic donut

dont fuck with squ4rium, he'll turn you into a cosmic donut

by squ4rium September 24, 2020

Squeiken-Geist

A type of ghost that periodically squeeks, like a sign in the wind or a high pitched fart. Often falsely blamed for actual farts.

Did you hear that? Must have been the Squeiken-Geist.

by Jimmy2Axes February 6, 2021