Squelch

The male version of a queef. But only occurs while masturbating.

Male1: You stroke me so good girl
Female1: You like that huh
Male1: Gonna have me Squelch with that action
Female1: what the hell does that mean

by IdeasMadeHere June 28, 2024

Squelch

The noise a juicy fruit makes when you bite into it.

I bit into the grapefruit and got the juiciest squelch. It was SUPER satisfying.

by Sqelcher November 21, 2020

Bum squelch

Another word for a fart

I just bum squelched

by Eshabs April 26, 2019

Squelching

when you try to edge but you accidentally start gooning instead.

Tristan Choi began to start squelching even after futile efforts.

by hejeoskdn April 20, 2024

Squelching

To squeeze one’s testicles with lots of pressure while masturbating

I need to get my daily squelching in.

by Soap_gooner May 15, 2024

Daniel squelch

A freebased marshall county "sissy" who takes it in the ass for xanax or Klonopins.

I sure am glad there was a "Daniel Squelch" in D block with us!

by Mason mothafuckin Davis January 8, 2023

Squelching

The process of masturbating and ejaculating on ones own hand, such that your freshly produced semen can now be utilized as a multi purpose lubricant for many applications such as a edging session, gooning session, the batter for a fresh chicken cutlet, etc.

My step mother walked in on me performing the act of squelching and my hand and penis were covered in my freshly brewed nut.

by squelchmaster76 June 20, 2024