Squelch

When it’s raining outside and your shoe is wet, it makes that noise that causes everyone to look at you like you have autism

Fuck. I’m squelching

by BaddSpelur April 16, 2019

Squelch

The noise a juicy fruit makes when you bite into it.

I bit into the grapefruit and got the juiciest squelch. It was SUPER satisfying.

by Sqelcher November 21, 2020

squelch boot

Having mad chafe in your genital region cause it to 'squelch' like a boot. Cause by not washing for a while

Bro, I think I have some serious squelch boot. Haven't washed in about a month

by therealfrenchtickler July 1, 2016

Squelch

To shit, queef and belch at the same time.

Réénéé squelched in her boyfriend’s bathroom

by CharlieRomeo November 16, 2021

BEDSQUELCH (bed squelch, bed-squelch)

BEDSQUELCH. 1. (n). The noise emitted when the recipient of a golden shower attempts to rise from the puddle created by the weight they exert on the mattress.

2. (n). A person who sits on a mattress and is then subsequently urinated on. (pl. bedsquelchers).

3. (v). The act of urinating on a person who is sitting on a mattress.(bedsquelched, bedsqueching) (adj. bedsquelchy).

Bedsquelch (bed squelch, bed-squelch)

"Dope BEDSQUELCH bro!"

"Don't go near that sleeping bag, it hasn't been washed since the BEDSQUELCHING"

"Awesome event dude, those BEDSQUELCHERS sure had some fun!"

by DICK SHONNERY JNR. February 15, 2023

Squelch

An onomatopoeia of the sound of a man's balls being crushed. Used primarily to indicate a feeling emasculation or otherwise general discomfort.

"Go squelch yourself" - A pejorative comment to another person, synonymous with "go f**k yourself"
"Ah squelch" - After something bad happens, synonymous with "Ah f**k"

by Darryl Evans May 5, 2022

Squelched

Squelchy/squelched - when one gets so high his voice rises four octaves high, making him sound like a cracked out Mickey Mouse.

Did you hear Bryan's voice after he hit the bong?

Yeah he's totally squelched right now.

by shanagains9211 October 3, 2022