cow squeezings

1. Cow's milk

2. Milk

3. Bovine lactate juice

"Mom, what good is this cereal if we don't have any cow squeezings!!"

by jshep21 April 8, 2009

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squeebing

The new way to say that you have had wild kinky sexual intercourse the night before. It could have been alone, one on one, or in a group. The word refers to not only having sexual intercourse with people, it could mean any combination of people, animals, and/or things at any location.

Dude, I was squeebing with my girl and her dog, and it was awsome.

by Mr. Freaky March 1, 2009

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Squeezing Pigeons

A massive quantity of fecal matter on your vehicle, as if someone has maliciously captured pigeons and and forced them to defecate by squeezing them onto your car.

I was so foolish to park under a tree; it looks as if somebody's been squeezing pigeons all over it.

by Vomikron June 28, 2009

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squeezix

Something you phlegmate, especially when bored.

I'm so bored I could phlegmate my squeezix!

by commodorebeef May 2, 2005

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Squeezing the Nipples

When a girl lets you go under her shirt, the act of squeezing and rolling her nipples in between your thumb and forefinger. You can also suck on them and gently bite them, to get her turn on. Girls love this.

Bob: "I went to 2nd base yesterday"
Frank: "Lucky! How far?"
Bob: "I got all the way to squeezing the nipples."

by juggieful January 10, 2012

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