squeeler

A man who has renounced all of his man points and respect in consequence to his utter obsession with a girl. The term can also be applied as a verb; to squeel, squeelering. A squeeler is the epitomy of a pussy-whipped pansy and the transition from man to squeeler is often devastating for any former friends of said squeeler.

A: 'Mate, you wanna go for a drink and start some fights?'
B: 'No, I'm waiting for a phonecall from Rachel.'
A: 'Squeeler.'

by jankooo December 13, 2010

Crispy Squeeler

1) After a long night of intercourse, the male wakes up and eats the female out. Due to the extra excretion from the female from the night before, it is a little "crispy" and when the female makes sounds of pleasure, that's where the term "Squeeler" comes from.

2) Going in dry. Due to the lack of moisturization, it is a "crispy" vagina and it obviously doesn't feel good, hence the term "Squeeler".

3) An old piece of bacon.

1) I woke up this morning and she wanted a Crispy Squeeler, so I just bit the bullet and got it over with.

2) I got impatient and she was moving slow, so I just went in for the Crispy Squeeler. She was not happy.

3) I couldn't find any real food for breakfast this morning, but I found a Crispy Squeeler on the counter and just ate that.

by CrispyInventor August 28, 2015

Squeeter syndrome

Unusually small penis

CAP'N BULLMOOSE has squeeter syndrome.

by 1people1world February 11, 2007

squeaver

This it the combination of a beaver and a squirrel. it has the body of a beaver and the big bushy tail of a squirrel. they are very rare to see but can be spotted in places near dams and country like areas.

"what the hell was that it looked like a beaver with a squirrel tail"

"that was a squeaver"

by rollinonxsjado March 7, 2007

Orange Squeezer

Placing a balled fist forcibly behind someone's knee and then pushing the calf towards the thigh so it squeezes the hand and greatly annoys and frustrates the recipient.

Rob gave Joanna an orange squeezer and made her cry while she laughed at the same time.

by Coatesai January 10, 2012

squeeters

Testicles-- often heard at San Diego State College in the 1960s. Perhaps fraternity slang.

"one shot to the squeeters and he's down!" "The softball hit him in the squeeters and he went blind for an hour!"

by Gono Filponuz April 14, 2008

squeeve

(verb.) to vent in a way that makes you feel like you are squeezing or forcing it out of you

It's hard to squeeve in general, but especially to anyone I don't trust.

by CapnKerfufflez December 10, 2021