Squeezing Maltesers

When you are busting for a pooh.

(Maltesers being small round nuggets of chocolate).

Very much similar to Nibbling chocolate.

Oi Dave, where's the bog? I'm squeezing Maltesers..

by Tom Monaghan July 2, 2011

squealing toad

When you burp in a twat then that burp is regenerated as a squealing toad aka queef.

Last night me and that girl from yoga got it on, when she sat on my face I layed a squealing toad on that bitch.

by CFSS October 16, 2011

Squealing Randy

Squealing Randy

When you assume the prone bone position and rest your fatass gut (like Randy from Trailer Park Boys)on her lower back, therefore immobilizing the girl while you furiously squeal into her ear like a castrated pig until completion.

"My girl wanted to ride on top, but I gave that bitch a Squealing Randy instead."

by Taintmaster223 September 20, 2017

Love Squeezings

Love Squeezings or Love Squeezins' is the warm and not always necessary hugging, cuddling, and/or snuggling of someone.

Synonyms include:
Friendly Cuddle, Random Snuggles, Embracing huggins'

"I'm so bore...",
"LOVE SQUEEZINGS!"

by Nom nom <3 June 8, 2016

squeelicious

Something or someone that is so personally appealing, it makes you want to squee. Root words, squee + delicious.

"OMG, that guy working the counter is totally squeelicious! Did you see him smile at me?"

by Ladyofthemasque September 1, 2006

squadling

(N.) A member of a squad, usually used to get a fellow squad members attention

*yelling* Yo squadling!!

by fish_dawg October 31, 2015

Squidling

Someone who is quite two faced and a bad kisser.

"Urgh- Lucas is such a Squidling"

by CHMrsS May 29, 2016