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squeegee squad

a group of guys that mob your car trying to make it look impeccable (!!??) whether you like it or not.
(You talking to your buddy while waiting for the light to change): Oh, here they're coming again, the bloody squeegee squad. Damn!
by idiom fan January 14, 2009
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dick squeegee

One who sucks a guy completely dry
GET AWAY GERRY!!! Your a real dick squeegee.
by Tyrone Mctwat July 2, 2009
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please refer to bums as hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; look at that bum taking a shit in the box
other person; they're called hygiene impaired squeegee technicians now
person; screw political correctness
by todd March 26, 2004
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squeegee headed penis leech

1. A woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.
1. "After she got me drunk she turned into a squeegee headed penis leech. It felt good but I feel like I need to vacuum and dust now and why am I wearing Dockers"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"
by Nofe Poe June 5, 2005
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squeegee

John-"I was trying to fart but I squeegee'd"
James-"Ew"
by anonymous December 11, 2020
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Squeegee Puppy

A nic name for you sicnifigant other
Hi my little Squeegee Puppy, nice seeing you here!
by Libbyjo January 25, 2019
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Squeegee beads

When the anus is oozing of mucus membranes after use of sex anal beads
I'm going to get squeegee beads tonight at the swingers party
by Freezer pop May 25, 2022
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