squeeds

Awful, mean, non-watermelon loving beings whom reside anywhere and everywhere, of which all people, and dogs/hamsters, should be afraid of. Even the boogieman is afraid of the squeeds, so we must join together to fight and conquer the squeeds. May also be translated to German as DAS SQUEEDS!

DAMN YOU SQUEEDS!!!!, (you must shake youre fist menacingly as you say so.) or

by thesqueeds August 24, 2011

squeegasm

The physical reaction Greek Speak girls and other psycho fangirlies have to watching videos of, or listening to songs sung by Constantine Maroulis.

"OMG! I think I just had a Squeegasm from watching Con sing "My Funny Valentine" for the 10,000th time!"

by Ms. Snarkanonymous November 17, 2006

squeedle

something that makes you nauseous.

Marti and Sabi get squeedle when they see people fart.

by marti May 17, 2004

squeejarred

To be applied incorrectly as to damage or missuse.

Why won't this fit back in the box?
Because you've got it squeejarred.

Don't put my hat on your big head you'll get it all squeejarred!

by Panamman April 17, 2009

Squeed

To attack something and do an impressive amount of damage, only to learn that it has exactly one hit point left.

You: "Dude, is it dead yet???"
GM: "Nope. You squeed it."
You: "Mother FUCKER!"

by mediocresurgeon123 November 30, 2011

squeetanga

A morbidly obese stinky Mexican lady.

Your momma is a true squeetanga!

by BuRnT WaLkAtIe July 25, 2004

squeetastic

This is when something is really really cute, or makes you really excited.
Leaves you all giddy inside.

Have you seen the new get together date movie? It's squeetastic.

by Bobliscious August 2, 2006