Skip to main content

Squawbjaggull

A word spoken in a state of complete inebriation, whilst sitting down half naked in the front lawn in a pool of vomit. This word is usually followed by a violent array of spewing, and then laying down in said puke. On some occasions the speaker of this word will frequently shout "oh Jesus".
Hey Alex, are you alright?
Squawbjaggull... BLEEEGHH
by Ganiel Drimes July 23, 2010
mugGet the Squawbjaggull mug.

Squashed tomato

When a person has had hardcore sexual intercouse with a ranga, and the ranga is left out of it, and can't move for a while.
I had a squashed tomato last night, she couldn't move for hours.
by Sexbombbomb November 22, 2011
mugGet the Squashed tomato mug.
Related Words

lemon squash

Australian slang for a XXXX Gold, a perfect refreshment after a long hard days work. Often used in child friendly media to avoid references to beer or brands.
Tradie 1: Fuck me, whens smoke-o?
Tradie 2: We'll grab a snag from bunnings on the way, dont worry mate
Tradie 1: Can't have a lemon squash at bunnings though mate
Tradie 2: A bit early for a lemon squash dont you think?
Tradie 1: Dunno what you're talkin about, i started at 20 to 8 this mornin.
by fcknbobfrank October 25, 2018
mugGet the lemon squash mug.

ménage à squaw

A three way between a man and two Native American women.
"And so, upon meeting Pocahontas and her hot friend, I gently encouraged the possibility of a little ménage à squaw -- sadly, to no avail."

- From the Diary of John Smith
by RealCoolGuy90 August 6, 2012
mugGet the ménage à squaw mug.

squash waffle

When you take a fat dump in the shower and stand on it to push it down the drain, creating a waffle shaped pattern on the shit.
Hey, I made a Squash Waffle in the shower this morning.
by Dingo ate my child December 26, 2018
mugGet the squash waffle mug.

Squawktard

A retarded person that utters a loud, harsh cry, as a duck, parrot, or other fowl might sound. Trust me dude, they are out there, and holy shit are they frightening!
Dude, I saw a squawktard today at a restaurant, and it was staring at me making this God awful sound. I thought they had a bird at first until I locked eyes with it, and it freaked out.
by brrutled June 19, 2011
mugGet the Squawktard mug.

Squash cougar

A squash cougar is a mature lady who enjoys partaking in the occasionally game of squash. And who can often be found, posting pictures of themselves on the internet inserting squash rackets into different orifices.
Gina's mum is a proper squash cougar, I seen her on squashcougartube she had a 145 head deep in her box. It was boss.
by Rego45 May 2, 2014
mugGet the Squash cougar mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email