Squatch

Dirty STD infested vagina

"Shaun has been real desperate lately, so desperate he fucked that little squatch downstairs in Apartment C, now he's got scabies, warts and the HIV."

by That girl at Perfect March 2, 2009

Squatch

Squatting to take a shit in the woods like Sasquatch (Bigfoot).

When I was out hiking I had to squatch one on the trail.

by mizrabull September 30, 2003

SQUATCH

(n) Term used mainly in the west coast California, often meaning "get the fuck out" or "be gone".

*Girl - Yo let me get an ounce of that KUSH for a BJ
*Boy - Nah, squatch bitch

by A1SAUCY December 29, 2014

Squatchy

(Adjective) Derived from the characteristics of a Sasquatch i.e. being stinky and hairy.
Best used to describe a place or thing of a smelly and / or dirty nature , and even more appropriate if referring to a smelly , hairy person.

"Damn bro, did you notice that guy back there? He was one squatchy mother fucker!"

"Fuck man, let's get out of here. This place is way too squatchy for me."

by Jay DeCay February 23, 2012

Squatcho

The Hispanic cousin of the illusive Sasquatch, can only really be told apart from Sasquatch by the sombrero he wears and is often spotted eating nachos at the 7-11.

I seen Squatcho while we were getting gas at the 7-11! i thought it was Sasquatch but the sombrero and plate of nachos gave him away

by mean_fingrr October 11, 2010

Squatchy

Adjective describing an eerie moment, feeling or sense of what's to come.

This area seems real squatchy, its creeping me out man.

by eastondle January 2, 2012

squatch

an abnormal unfreakishly large bitch. In height and in weight. Like if she looks like Kendrick Perkins. You know can't be too skinny and can't be too large. Just bulky, solid. Like she could play small/power forward in a 3-on-3 game.

1. Damn Squatch can you back the fuck up so I can see the sun.

2. Squatch, can you change that street light for me.

by mrholloway August 5, 2009