Two-squared

Verb. The act of two-squaring is to intentionally leave only two squares of toilet paper on the roll, thus fooling the next user into thinking sufficient ass-wiping supplies are available when they, in fact, are not.

Frank: "I heard you broke up with Shelly. What's up with that?"

Bob: "What can I say? The bitch two-squared me one too many times."

also:

Ray: "Motherfucker! Why do I always get two-squared during my morning shit after a night of fried food and Bud heavy?"

by duke5572 October 29, 2007

a squared

The city of Ann Arbor, Michigan

I spent the weekend at U of M in A squared

by wee beastie April 22, 2006

squadleader

some cal-o scrub.

anyone else see that fragmart video?

by Crispulus March 31, 2004

hump to the dick squared

(1) a gay foursome

(2) a cheap knockoff of hot topic. this is where preppy posers buy their gay punk rocker clothes.

(3) the achievement of humping a walrus in three different states.

example 1:
-Yo! Tara! OMG! Where did you get thoes sick pants?!
-Oh, at Hump to the Dick Squared!

example 2:
-Dude you are lookin finnnneee!!!! Wanna hump to da dick squared tonight?!?!

by allaroundperfect August 23, 2006

squarepegging

When a guy fingers a girl or tries to have sex with her when she is not wet. I

He squarepegged me! It was like putting a square peg in a round hole.

by Starfucker March 15, 2005

Squareage

Square footage; floor area

That apartment doesn't have enough squareage for my family.

by Softhands December 8, 2015

squareflower

A squareflower is a flower in the shape of a square. It symbolizes happiness and good fortune. If you find a squareflower you will be forever lucky.

John: "Hey! How are you doing?"
Chrysanthemum: "Great! I found a squareflower yesterday!"

by Sav the fav April 22, 2016