Squantch-Nugget

When the squantch or vagina juice hardens into a ball. Usually a douche is required to fix the problem.

Insult: You Squantch-Nugget!

by Tyler March 10, 2004

Squantch

1. An unexpected situation or circumstance.
2. A big reaction to a surprise or unexpected situation.
3. Trying to scare or surprise someone.

That jump scare made me scream! I totally squantched out.

I didn't see you there! You squantched me.

I saw you hiding there. You Squantching me?
surprise scary unexpected

by Vapegangxx420 May 15, 2016

squatnoob

A person who plays KOA and is a certified thundercunt.

Squatnoob is being defined by Bigair.

by BigairB December 6, 2017

squandog

The term originates from Vinesauce twitch chat.
1. A person who frequently squanders their opportunities.
2. An act of squandering an opportunity or important resource such as one's time.

Also a funny twitch emote featuring a red dog from Earthbound 64.

Jane: You had a month to study for your test, still you only did it the night before and failed.
Jill: Yeah, I'm a total squandog.

OR
Jill: Yeah, that was a squandog on my part.

by SodiJerk January 24, 2018

Squantch

A word that you can say instead of love in "I love you" For when you aren't ready to say the L word to your significant other.

I squantch you.

by FreeChurro February 6, 2021

squandom

A word used in derogatory terms meaning anything to confuse or annoy those being it used upon.

"Don't make me squandom you upside the face."
"I squandomed your mom all night."
"I'll squandom your friend Amanda any day of the week."

by Phantom9013 September 22, 2007

Squano Sex

to have sex like squirels, verticly

look its paul and josh having squano sex

by Jessica January 27, 2004