cock squasher

one who squashes cocks. A Cincinnati cock squasher is one who does the deed in Southern Ohio. This was once rumored to be the answer to a puzzle on Wheel-Of-Future.

she was a cock squasher who used a steam roller to do the deed.

by Ken Mac July 31, 2007

cock squasher

A woman who, through physical size or force of personality, dominates the guys she is with.

Dude, this fat chick I am a hooking up with terrifies me... she is a real cock squasher.

by Mack Daddy Kevin August 3, 2007

squanched

Beyond fucked up. One may become chronosynclastic infundibulum.

Person 1: I just took 10 dabs off the rig
Person 2: Are you feelin squanched yet?

by atrueintellectual November 28, 2018

Squatched

One who is used by a sasquatch for its personal benefit.

Stanley got squatched when he went camping and has never been the same since.

by Big Doug Worden October 18, 2018

Squanchasorisrex

The biggest possible form of a squanch

Everyone in Nickelback is a Squanchasorisrex

by BryDak October 27, 2008

Squandered

Being extremely drunk/wasted/intoxicated.

"Oh man! I got so squandered last night!"

by That Mary Sue January 14, 2013

squanch

A cluster of food trailers. Similar to a pod of dolphins or flock of birds. Squanch only refers to multiple food trailers in a group.

The new thai food trailer in that squanch is really good!

by Harry Scrotz December 27, 2013