Squanch

The act of male on male scissoring. The men spread their legs in a "Y" (scissor) shape and place scrotum's together, usually behind the other party's testicular sac, and proceed to pleasure one another.

Man, my sac hurts! Next time we squanch, one of us needs to shave so it's not like our balls are Velcroed together..

See also scissoring

by fat_atkison September 15, 2011

Squanching

A term used in the show Rick and Morty. It is code for male masturbation.

Friend: Hey, you coming to see-
Guy: DUDE! IM SQUANCHING!!
Friend: I am so sorry! Forgive me!

by AbbeyRoad9242 October 8, 2016

squancho

to poop or vomit into a woman's vagina and then perform sexual intercourse resulting in cum filled poopy vomit substance
a.k.a. perty gross

i squanchoed ur mother.

by anuspounder51451 September 6, 2010

Squatched

To become bigger, stronger, and hairier.

James really got squatched this summer.

by mcboogy September 3, 2011

squanch

1. To squish or resize something or someone so that proportions are skewed
2. an adjective describing something or someone that has been squanched

I squanched this picture of Ed Sheeran.
Do you like squanch Ed Sheeran?
Get squanched.

by squanchsupreme June 18, 2020

Squancho

A new, completely undependable, seemingly useless new guy at a place of work or business.

Oh, man. Who's the squancho that started today?

by Bushido427 September 21, 2009

squenched

a word made up by illiterate people to replace the actual word squished. usually used by underpriveleged southerners, or people with down syndrome.

wow, my legs were squenched the whole time. im going to go beat my child

by hfhabvhasdavb August 1, 2009